Hey, I want to take this opportunity to call bulshit on your claim to be an attorney. Care to comment on that?
You’ve called bullshit. So what? I don’t care what you think about me. It’s not that I respect sociopaths.
That is what I think of you. That is some sick, twisted, misogynistic stuff.
This can’t possibly be true, at least based on what I have seen from this board.
I know you think you have some kind of genius-level smackdown on your hands here, but you should know that repeatedly harping on this makes you look very, very stupid.
That should be the motto for every last single internet fight ever
Please explain to me why I should give a shit what you think?
There is absolutely no reason you should give a shit what I think. If you’re happy making a complete ass of yourself, please continue.
Because you are posting these pathetic insults on the internet in an attempt to get a positive response from the audience, and failing dismally. Unfortunately, you are a silly little man who is nowhere near as witty or outrageous as you think you are.
But remember, the actual reason she died is just too private to share on the internet!
CMC fnord!
It’s just the paint talking. Krylon metallic gold, unless I miss my guess.
Easy now, or else he might leave in a huff.
You gonna turn in the scriptwriter from The Office as well?
I’m not trying to get a positive response. I’ve never tried to get a positive response from someone I’ve insulted. That would be counter-productive.
Your ability to read is about as good as your ability to insult people. Are you capable of looking up the word “audience” by yourself, or would you like me to link you to a definition?
No one rants and raves as much as you do without wanting to make an impact.
So this, from your profile, is a lie?
Occupation
Attorney at Law
Did you lie to impress us?
I don’t care whether you believe it is a lie. Are you under the mistaken impression that I’m going to give you enough information about me to figure out who I am so that you can do something idiotic like defame me on “yelp”?
You are who you are, and I really don’t care what you think of me.
You are the sort of person who says:
And thinks that it is acceptable? Clever? Witty? Anything less than completely disgusting is off the mark.
I don’t care who you are, where you live, or what library you post from.
We have attorneys on this board who are respected. They are thoughtful, intelligent, composed, and witty. Given that you lack those four characteristics, I just can’t see you in the same profession they are in. That’s why I accused you of lying.
Some people always make it all about them. The irony of somebody like that being mad about somebody else making it all about them, it might break the internets
Or in at least one prolific case- three outta of four aint bad! 