I can totally see a lawyer being a real son of a bitch on the internet.
Agreed, that is completely disgusting. You should never store tits in buckets large enough for a person to fall into. 2.5 gallon, maybe 5 gallons max.

Walk away, man.
Walk away.
Sorry- can’t.
It’s like watching the biggest & funniest slow motion train wreck in history.

I can totally see a lawyer being a real son of a bitch on the internet.
I can totally see a lawyer being a real son of a bitch.
(Ever watch Congress?)
“Yer so dumb if I gave you a bag of dicks you would ask if Nixon was in it”

(Ever watch Congress?)
Cue the lawyer jokes!!

Cue the lawyer jokes!!
He’s already here.

I don’t care who you are, where you live, or what library you post from.
We have attorneys on this board who are respected. They are thoughtful, intelligent, composed, and witty. Given that you lack those four characteristics, I just can’t see you in the same profession they are in. That’s why I accused you of lying.
Clearly you do care. Someone who didn’t care wouldn’t keep posting about it. Morgenstern ipsa loquitar:

Your cluelessness is such that you’d fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking your thumb.
:sigh:
Ok. Fine. I’ll bite.
TSS, would you kindly explain to me the desperate, egregious, criminal misogyny inherent to that joke?

Clearly you do care. Someone who didn’t care wouldn’t keep posting about it. Morgenstern ipsa loquitar:
See, a real lawyer would be able to comprehend what was written, you can’t.

Sorry- can’t.
It’s like watching the biggest & funniest slow motion train wreck in history.
It was a joke on your NM post…
I Know! It’s like it’s 2002 all over again and we’re watching a multi hijacked gang fight (remember bitch brigade?) train wreck pitting.

It was a joke on your NM post…
I Know! It’s like it’s 2002 all over again and we’re watching a multi hijacked gang fight (remember bitch brigade?) train wreck pitting.
I know, and I chuckled.
This train wreck has it all- except Mod intervention and a banning.

:sigh:
Ok. Fine. I’ll bite.
TSS, would you kindly explain to me the desperate, egregious, criminal misogyny inherent to that joke?
Bill Cosby might laugh at it.
Why the fuck is nobody pitting that rapist drugging liar scumbag?

Agreed, that is completely disgusting. You should never store tits in buckets large enough for a person to fall into. 2.5 gallon, maybe 5 gallons max.
What a giant bucket of breasts looks like: http://www.worldrecordacademy.com/food/img/101825_largest_serving_fried_chicken-1.jpg
Full disclosure: Also contains wings, legs, and thighs.

Why the fuck is nobody pitting that rapist drugging liar scumbag?
You mean StageManager?

In all the time I knew [Opal], she never did any drugs. She would barely even have one drink if we’d go out. She was actually pretty straight edge. Whatever you’re referring to (“multiple admissions of drug abuse”) probably took place before 2002 when I became friends with her.
What year was ChiDope?

What year was ChiDope?
That was the ChiDope? There have been several.
The last big one that I know of. I pretty much stopped going after that.