Hey Monty, what's the deal about Opal stabbing people in the back IRL?

d. And I’m really liking your style of lists! It reminds me of the Car Talk guys.

v. Numerous former staff kept their names on the message boards. It must be several by this time, not counting those who stopped completely when they stopped moderating or administrating.

I wouldnt care if it was 40 old white guys.

And, until he’s convicted, he isn’t.

So in summary, drug and fuck as many incapacitated women as you want, guys. Or if you prefer kids, bang your way through the whole playground. It’s not rape if you never get convicted!

If you were going really really fast you might achieve penetration with the skinny end of the pin, but the blunt force trauma would cause a lot more damage.

Kind of like the trauma it must be for a petty decade old grudge against a dead person to be brought up.

Reminds me I was once in Rio surrounded by cat pictures eating pigeon eggs and a bacon sandwich. Outside was a plane trying to take off, but something was wrong with the treadmill runway. I was working on a Death Ray from an idea from the 20’s. I gave up and read an anthology of Lord of the Rings by different authors. This might have been in 1960 and for 20 minutes I overheard a story comparing a gun toting evil republican Bill Cosby to a Nazi. Apparently he was an anti-vaxxer and believed in God. But maybe the bad Muslim one.

The Piece of Shit shows he’s unaware of irony.

This is almost certainly not true.

If 40 white guys came forth saying Cosby had raped them (and there was a similar level of plausibility in terms of physical opportunities for it to have happened) it is incredible in the extreme to think that you wouldn’t be inclined to think they were telling the truth.

Again, this is nonsense. Nobody’s ever committed rape while the verdict was being read. A conviction is an official determination that a person committed rape in the past. So the person was a rapist before the trial began. He just wasn’t a convicted rapist.

Nope. 40 year old memories are more or less worthless,* no matter the source. *I have stood behind this over and over here on this MB.

I have also stood behind my support for the American Justice system which is “innocent until proven guilty” time after time, no matter who is being accused.

If the allegation is based upon a forty year old memory I wouldnt accept it even if it were to come from a Supreme Court Justice- *or even my own memory. *

But you clearly believe in “trial by internet” where all you need is enough unsubstantiated statements to make someone guilty or a fact true.

Hundreds of dudes claimed there were witches in Salem, and even swore to that effect. Doesnt make it true.

Ten of thousands claim to have been abducted and anally probed by aliens. Doesnt make it true.

Hundreds of thousands attest to the Miracles of Lourdes. Doesnt make it true.

And I dont give a rats ass whether those claims were made by white guys or black women or even Frenchmen…I am still skeptical.

What babble juice are you on? Man, those are good drugs- and you arent even sharing. Selfish bastard.

Please explain to us how your lack of character is all due to a misunderstanding of the nature of irony. That you are only going around defending Cosby and smearing Opal ironically as a part of a performance art piece.

What about a pointed stick?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/new-bill-cosby-accuser-speaks-out-about-being-drugged-and-sexually-assaulted-‘i-trusted-the-wrong-person’/ar-BBibx7c

Another one.

Ernie – is that you?

I was going to say that but chickened out.

Why not? This thread already covered the raspberries. :smack:

Monty is an asshole, but then, so was OpalCat, so fuck it. Two assholes farting at each other carries only limited entertainment value. For me, anyway.

Neither of them has (had) wit, humor, logic, or a style of writing that is (was) persuasive or amusing.

Yes, but Monty can carry an unpersuasive and unamusing grudge for decades and long after you are dead. There’s something to be said for that. Such as, he’s a huge dick.

Challenge accepted?

Yeah, these puns are for the birds.
:ducks

Wasn’t there once a thread about jokes that needed to die?

:rolleyes:

Asks the moron with over 1,300 posts in his own global warming thread, most of them either content-free bullshit or outright misrepresentation. If anyone on this message board is an expert at flogging a dead horse, it’s you.

I was only going to say that FX has a knack with the [del]necrophilia[/del] necromancy of old posts to make others fight, but mhendo’s comment is better. :slight_smile: