:rolleyes: Bad buddha_david. Bad.
And yes Channing Idaho Banks, Mike Lindell, Inventor Of MyPillow®, is a Flaming Asshole. I am wondering what a suitable Dantesque punishment we could come up with for the little prick. 
Your post made me laugh. Thank you!
Why?
Because, the gym j go to plays some satellite feed music station that had commercials. A lot of commercials. And one of the most common is Lindell and his My pillow. I swear, I hear it about three times and hour!
So…just yesterday while still the gym after I’d heard that commercial for probably the 100th time, I actually said aloud, to myself, while on the treadmill, Mike, I am getting sick and tired of your pillow talk.
I further promised myself to never buy one, just on principle, given the continued annoyance his commercial has caused me.
One thing though…as I recall, he promises a money back guarantee?
This would seem to render a class action suit unecessary, would it not?
Just wondering.
Anyway, thanks again. You made my day, mate.
Cheers.
This is MyPillow. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
MyPillow is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, MyPillow is useless. Without MyPillow, I am useless. …
Thank you so much for this. It’s the best laugh I’ve had in months. And I needed it*.
- the laugh, not the pillow. The Missus has been in the hospital for 5 weeks, but they provide her plenty of pillows.
Love your MyPillow? Then you’ll be ecstatic to hear about their NEW product!
That’s one of the funniest God damned things I’ve ever watched!
Wear headphones if you’re at work.
This is MyPillow, this is my gun…
Proposed title revision.
LOL.
I give you points for the shout-out to Full Metal Jacket.