Hey, now that you mention it... John Kerry IS white!

M-O-O-N. That spells fiscal policy!

There should be a black folk litmus test for all these white politicians. If they fail the test, they should not be allowed to claim blackness.

You mean something like “How many syllables are in the word ‘shit’?”

Great, now when the news here runs a story on him (they never include the English audio, just a video clip of him with the Japanese commentary playing over it), I’m going to see that mouth flapping and hear:

“I’m picking out a thermos, for you…, C’mere honey and gimme a kiss!”

Cheney: “arf!”

Bush: “no, not you, Shithead!”

Maybe. That’s also a good way to make sure only the independently wealthy ever hold political office.

Rich, white and stupid is no way to go through life, son.