It’s been brought to my attention that there may be injustices suffered right here in the U.S. of A. I don’t actually have any proof, but it’s likely that it does, and if John Kerry hasn’t used his power as presumptive Democratic nominee, well, he obviously doesn’t care about (a) little people like you and me, (b) human rights, or © common decency. If you think I’m an idiot, than you don’t care either. Go ahead and put your head in the sand like Kerry, you hateful monster.
Some of the human rights abuses that may or may not exist but which are Kerry’s responsibility:
(a) people breaking minor traffic laws often given tickets, fined.
(b) occasional disputes over billing between billers and billees.
© children made to eat vegetables.
(d) Saturday New York Times crossword too hard for regular Joes.
(e) Catwoman movie.
(f) the designated hitter rule.
(g) I can’t find my car keys.
This is only a partial list. It should be known that this is only a small portion of the things that may or may not have happened without Kerry rushing in to make things right. Ignorance is no excuse!
If you disagree, it’s just because you’re a dumb liberal partisan.