I just found a list on Mr. Showbiz of top movies featuring you! http://mrshowbiz.go.com/reviews/moviereviews/criticspicks/CriticsDevil_Movies.html
Anything but Damn Yankees, at least for the next couple of weeks, okay? 
Yer pal,
Satan
*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Six months, one week, two days, 3 hours, 39 minutes and 40 seconds.
7686 cigarettes not smoked, saving $960.76.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 5 days, 16 hours, 30 minutes.
I slept with a moderator!*
Anything you say, sir.