Someone posted this link over in the Pit, and I wanted to make sure no one over here missed it:
Napster Bad!
Warning: explicit language
No matter which side of the debate you agree with, this is freakin’ hysterical.
Dr. J
And I’m using it to rescue this from Page 2!
Seriously, folks, check this out…
Dr. J
I posted it, Doctor J. Glad you liked it.
Hehe. 
Wonderful…
Yer pal,
Satan
TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
One month, one week, two days, 4 hours, 53 minutes and 29 seconds.
1568 cigarettes not smoked, saving $196.02.
Life saved: 5 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes.
I about laughed my butt right off. That guy actually sounds like Lars. Hilarious!
Zette