Hey Spoofe, here's one for you

[Gary_Kumquat]

Here’s a contest you should enter:

It’s been a long since we had a contest here at Savage Love—too long. Okay, kids, send your masturbation horror stories to masturbationhorrorstory@savagelove.net. A specially selected panel of masturbation experts (I’m thinking seven or eight 15-year-old boys) will sift through them and pick the best, and I’ll devote a couple of columns to masturbation horror stories. The author of the best masturbation story will win a gift basket filled with masturbation lotions, implements, and inspiring smut from some of my favorite woman-owned, sex-positive sex shops. (Please note: Stories about mom walking in are a dime a dozen, so please don’t waste my time. No one wants to hear your mom-walked-in story unless your mom walked in on you masturbating over the corpse your beauty-queen little sister.)

Go on, there’s a gift basket with your name on it out there…

[yojimbo]

What ya reckon Spoofe? This sound right up your alley, so to speak