Please fondle my bum.
I will, but I’d prefer you called them Hobos.
Taste my Rainbow.
If I do this do you promise to tell me who’s stealing my water?
Will you write profanity on the my walls?
If ever the location of the second poster was optimal, it’s now.
Oh, and if you wouldn’t mind, could I have a quick shrimping please?
… deviled shrimping , boiled shrimping, shrimping Jambalaya, fried shrimping, boiled shrimping, shrimping BBQ, shrimping stew, shrimping soup, stir fried shrimping, sweet and sour shrimping, shrimping cocktail, shrimping skewers, shrimping scampi…well that’s 'bout it! Anyway you want it! That’s the way you need it! Any way you want it!
Dirty my Sanchez, please?
Make me walk the plank, ya scurvy dog!
Buckle my swashes!
Aye, as you like it!
Me peg will ye have?!
Bend over, Wench!
Jolly me Roger!
Shave my testicles. After that you can massage my taint.
Shave and a haircut, Two bits!
crunch my frog.
ring my tone.
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Beat me…Whip me… Make me right Bad Checks…
Beat me…Whip me… Make me write Bad Checks…
sorry for the almost double post
Take THAT smack and THAT! lash Now you fix up these checks or there’ll be more where that came from!
Oh, wax my bikini line.
Ok, but I’ll need to strip it before waxing. Gets out floor stripper.
Squeeze my Charmin.
Charmed, I’m sure… whoops. Well, there you go. My apologies.
Lick my doringos.
I’ll lick your Doringos if some one will tighten my stanchions.
Give me the spanner and stand back!
Kiss my grits!