IF you know what I mean...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

The SDMB Euphamistic Flirting Society hereby begins
see that guy over there? That one? I’d like to bake him a cake with low fat frosting…if you know what I mean.

jarbaby

2

I’d like to mark off the days on her calander, if you know what I mean.

At this point I make lewd hip thrusting movements, and exagerrated winks, in each and every cardinal direction.

others
I’d sure like to drywall his apartment, if you know what I mean.

I’d sure like to munch her pringles, if you know what I mean.

I’d sure like to jump up and down on him ecstaticly, screaming TAKE ME BIG MOMMA, if you know what I mean. :wink:

3

I can think of one milkmaid here whose butter I’d like to churn.

4

Well…he’s okay, but…

I wouldn’t kick that one over there, no the dark haired one, out of my bed for eating crackers.

::Nudge, nudge, wink, wink::

…know what I mean?

5

He can stuff my turkey anytime… if you know what I mean.

6

To the frisky SD babes (you know who you are dammit, don’t make me name names)…I’d love to

  • do the horizontal hokey pokey
  • do some skin golfing
  • commence with Ye Olde Rumpy Pumpy

…if ya know what I mean

7

I’d sure like to use my 600th post here, if you know what I mean.

8

I’d sure like to credit oldscratch for giving me that last line I used, if you know what I mean.

9

I’d like to replace the wax ring in his toilet, if you know what I mean.

I’d like to clean her pet pussy’s litter box, if you know what I mean.

I’d like to flush his radiator, if you know what I mean.

I’d like to route her packets to the proper server, if you know what I mean.

10

I’d like to tighten her screws, IYKWIM.

I’d like to vacuum her carpet, IYKWIM.

I’d like to Windex her windows, IYKWIM.
Damn, I sure am good around the house.

11

I’d sure like to tighten his lugnuts, IYKWIM.

I’d love to see how HIS pistons pump, IYKWIM.

I’m sure he could show me how to drive stick, IYKWIM.

Nice tranny on that one, IYKWIM.

12

I’d like him to make a slap shot into my goal, IF you know what I mean.

I’d like to see his backfield in motion, if you know what I mean.

I’d like to place it between his uprights, if you know what I mean.

(I’m watching ESPN…can you tell?) :wink:

13

I think I actually used this line a couple times this season.

That Doug Weight…I’d like to defragment his harddrive…if you know what I mean.

14

I’d like to Mickey her mouse!

15

I’d like to show him MY victory lane, IYKWIM.

I’d like to sling HIS guns, IYKWIM.

16

I’d call him milk…beacuse he’d do my body good.

17

If I were International Space Station Alpha, she could be my mission specialist, if you know what I mean.

I’d like re-line her brakes and turn her rotors, if you know what I mean.

I want to shoot my foosball past her goalie-on-a-metal-rod, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

I would enjoy sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean.

18

I’m sorry. You’ll have to explain this one. I still don’t get it.

[sub]At least not often.[/sub]

19

I’d like to Ramm her Stein…IYKWIM

I’d like to make some spaetzele with her…IYKWIM

I’d love to hold on to those pigtails and…hmmm there’s really nothing I can do with this one…:wink:
[sub] any resemblance to or inference as to particular female Dopers who like Rammstein and Germans in general is purely coincidental[/sub]

20

I can’t believe no one’s done this.
I’d sure like to eradicate his ignorance, if you know what I mean.

and
I’d sure like to moderate his forum, if you know what I mean.