Ask the next poster to do something naughty to you.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Bust my buffers!

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Mmmmwaaaa!!!

Pet my little pussy…cat.
What?

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Polish my andirons.

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Watch me masticate.

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Frost my cookies.

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My hovercraft is full of eels

<points at next poster>
you have beautiful thighs

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Ride my wheelie.

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Masturbation. Somebody is doing themselves in here!

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Please grease my nipples.

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Ring my chimes.

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Paint a smiley face on the tip of my penis.

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Let me give you a mustache ride.

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Tickle my fancy.

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Molest my inner child.

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Pop my cherry.

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Pull the tags off my mattress.

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Well, since I made a wrong turn and ended up in the wrong thread, thinking I was actually in this thread, I submit my post from that thread to this one:

Now this is naughty.

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One Cleveland Steamer please!

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I’ll ask you once, if you’ll Askia me twice.

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Psst! Askia? Askia?