Hey, Ukraine, if you’re listening…

I know you have a war to fight and all, and Russia is attacking you from all angles, but if you or your allies can spare any hackers, it’s probably a good investment to look into scuttling Trump’s chances this November, for reasons that should be obvious.

Not that I advocate actually hacking voting machines, mind you. In fact, I preemptively declare I’m joking about this whole thing, if it’s not obvious. But Poland, Finland… you guys have a stake in it too, if only for knock on effects.

Again, I say this as a complete joke, of course.

Moderating:

Yeah, it’s a joke. But it’s also advocating an illegal action. I’m going to close this thread. And please don’t do this in the future.