Everyone remember my house, I’m sure.
Everyone’s gone tonite. I’m home alone. It’s 12:13. If the ghosts eat me, don’t say I didn’t warn you all. Bastards.
–Tim
Do you like scary movies ?
Lets play a game . Which door am I at .
Wooooooo.
I can see a new Homer thread coming - “Has Anyone Else Been Gang-Sodomized by Demons?”
Oh, yeah? Well, it’s 1:53 am, I’m alone, I’m female, and I’ve just been discussing disturbing Urban Legends via ICQ with my friend. I think I beat Homer with that. Plus my refrigerator just decided to start making noises. I hope that’s the icemaker.
Oh yeah? Well, I just saw something flesh colored moving out of the corner of my eye, it’s now 2:30, I need to go around and close the windows and turn on the air so I can sleep, and something outside keeps making a deep bumping/rumbling noise. And SWEET FUCKING CHRIST! The upstairs toilet just flushed. I think I just released a pound and a half of poo poo into my poor underwear.
–Tim
I’d like to point out that, although I did have to sleep with the lights on, I most emphatically did not defecate in my undergarments. Homer wins.
Tim you are soooo lucky!! Thats just too cool. Not that I would want to be experiencing that mind you. L
…oh yeah… and finally somebody asks me to hold them on here and its HOMER!!! …bleah… imagine my joy upon seeing the title then the disappointment when seeing the poster… no offence mind you… hehe
:sneaks up behind homer wearing a ghoul mask and screams boo homer then proceeds to beat me silly after he recovers from fainting (but damn was it worth it!):
Homer, you’re turning to a guy who carries his head around detached from his shoulders to ease your fears?
ahhhh… Homer??.. Tim??? …are you still alive!!! you haven’t posted back since the toilet flushed… Ghosts can’t kill can they??