You suck. You suck. You horrible, horrible man.
Your commercials for priceline.com are more obnoxious and imbecilic than a room full of preschoolers strung out on meth.
Did I mention that you suck?
Hey, Will! I! Finally! Found! A! Way! To! Punctuate! Your! Sentences!
Pigfucker!
Stop making commercials. Stop being on television. For the love of all that is holy, stop writing new TV shows and novels.
Thank! You! Very! Fucking! Much!
Your wish has been granted-he isn’t making anymore.
Would you believe he put an ALBUM out of him “singing” like that?
Good GOD…why oh why couldn’t William Shitner just drop into a blackhole, never to be seen or heard from again?
William Shatner should take the remaining members of Ben Folds Five* and start a band called William Shatner Four, and go on a tour of Japan.
*the band in the priceline.com commercials that recently broke up
Let’s see if I’ve got this straight:
Ben Folds folded Ben Folds Five?
If I could fight any celeberity, I’d fight William Shatner.
relic_11 said:
In that case…a thousand quatloos on the newcomer!!
I pretty much agree with the OP, except that I don’t think that this bit is inclusive enough:
You forgot the bit about him breathing.
You can all eat a loaf of Klingon dung.
Bill S. is tha’ man! Anyone who says otherwise is jealous of all that green slave-girl pussy he gets or of his ability to translate song into spoken word.
If you don’t like Shatner, you don’t get the joke. The man has made a career out of image and mocking the image he created.
If you want to see just how brilliantly he does this rent “Free Enterprise”. While not a “great film”, it’s entertaining and a good look at Bill making fun of “Kirk”.
If I was in a room with any of you people talking shit about Shatner I would give you one of those two clasped fist neck chops and knock you the fuck out and then I’d bang your wife and make her call me “Captain”.
Rodd Hill: LOL
Didn’t anyone else get that??? 
— G. Raven
I never got that episode. Three gelatinous glowing brains who are gambling addicts just never struck me as an inspiring enemy. Plus how to brains get to be three colors?
If they were smary they would have never gottin rid of the bodies. After all you got them hot babes in the silver strapwear running around doing whatever they are told and all you can think of is to make them fight? Dismal.
Ummm, thanks. I think. 
You are sooo wrong. ‘Free Enterprise’ is a great film! 
That swaggering, overbearing, tin-plated dictator with delusions of godhood…
I think that when they finally killed off Captain Kirk in ST: Generations, Shatner (having come to believe that he really was Kirk) completely snapped…
In some of the Priceline commercials, if you look carefully, you can see his old Captain’s uniform peaking out under the collar.
Did all three members of Ben Folds Five really appear in the Priceline commercials? I didn’t see the bassist or the drummer, just Ben Folds whacking a cowbell like his life depended on it.
I don’t believe so. The Priceline commercials featured a lot of different musicians in their “house band,” including Ben Folds, Lisa Loeb, Carrie Brownstein of Sleater-Kinney, Mary Timony of Helium, and others.
as it did. That cowbell was the only thing between him and Shatner’s voice.
By the way, if you have a need to torture some one, may I suggest Shatner’s version of Lucy! inthesky! withDIAMONDS???
I must confess. I loved those commercials. I like that hammy actor. He was a total trip. And although I didn’t see him wearing his Star Trek uniform in the priceline.com commercials, it would probably be part of the joke. I think he has a great sense of humor about the whole thing.
The only thing I’ve really liked Shatner in is the classic “Get a life” SNL sketch of a Star Trek convention.
Free Enterprise? Screw that. I enjoyed Free Willy so much more. When that massive creature, symbolizing Shatner’s enormous ego, managed to escape those who wish him harm, I just started bawling like a red headed stepchild after breaking a family heirloom.
The whale did have a better singing voice though.