Hey, you know what would be fucking cool?

Belgium.

Is that Belgish for ‘fuck’?

And I really don’t care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn’t fucking there. And I really didn’t care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[Monty Python]Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed, except one . . .[/Monty Python]

Tax fucking all you want, I still won’t have to pay one red cent. :mad:

Excuse me - Belgish?

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Oh wait. I’m typing the wrong word. :smack:

Fuck…

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The big question is - is that from Jayn’s post or from all of the fucking going on in here?

E.

Hey, you know what would be cool? Fucking.Enjoy,
Steven

:smiley:

Oh dear. You’re fucked!

I think the idea of a fucking swear jar to be pretty fucking brilliant. I wonder if any fucking bulletin boards out there could seriously finance its-fucking-self with such an idea. Pleasant people could have to pay a minimal fee for making their fucking posts, and if you wanted to fucking flame someone, you could pay a small fucking fee.

Damnit.

It could be done, but it would be a fucking pain in the ass. vBulletin(like many fucking nanny-knows-best-mother-fucker message board software suites) has a fucking content filter which would strip out our fucking naughty words. Instead of “fuck” you’d see “****” or something dumbfuck like that. This fucking thread would be a complete fucking mess of asterisks. Mods could put up a tip jar and charge throught the fucking nose to have a post exempted from the fucking filter. I don’t fucking know if this could be automated, but it would almost certainly slow the fucking boards down a whole fuck of a lot. If that happened you can bet some fucker would come in bitching and moaning about how the fucking boards were so fucking slow. Fucking whiny fucks.

Enjoy,
Steven

Some fuckers just don’t want to fucking get with the fucking program. Those fuckers should just get the fuck out of Dodge. Fucking A.

Damn Flemsters. Why can’t they keep their sprouts to themselves.

Never trust a fuckin’ Belgmish fucker to cover your left flank. If you do, you’re going to get fucked, Prussian style.

Meanwhile, if you want to see something that’s really fucked, look at this fucking building. Now, that’s fucked, to the tune of 284M fucking dollars! What the fuck?

Stranger

Fuck. And I fucking thought the fucking Dalhousie architects were pretty fucking stoned. Some fuck better fucking well lay the fuck off the fucking pot.

Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You’re a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You’re an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You’re the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

etc

Jesus cocksucking Christ, you fuckers are fucked.

ho! I’m a fucking fish
And I’m not fucking funny
I’m fucking irritating
And I’m bought by fucking cunts
They think it’s funny
But it’s fucking not
They’re fucking cunts
Why don’t they all fuck off

(repeat forever)