Oh, for fuck’s sake…
Expect a visit from the Secret Service.
Fuck them, too.
There was a young lass from Nantucket
Whose favorite expression was “Fuck it!”
She cried “Fuck this shit!
I’m so sick of it!
So fuck off to the Vineyard, you fuckwit!”
Get fucked!
Wait, what was the OP complaining about again?
I’m sick of people blaming this shit on the hamsters. None of this our fault. We’re underfed and overworked and a lot of you guys could lose a few K’s of bandwidth if you know what I mean.
Fuck the hamsters, get some fucking ferrets if you want to speed up the fucking board.
Welllll it’s forty below
and I don’t give a fucking, fuckety fuck-fuck
I got a heater in my truck
And I’m off to the rodeo
Were you listening to the Dude’s story, Q.E.D.? You have no frame of reference here. You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know… wait, what the fuck was my point? Ah, fuck it. Let’s bowl.
Stranger
Have none of you people heard of “bollocks”. Much better.
Wankers (that’s good too.)
Aw, fuck it all…
I haven’t had the occasion all day to scream “fuck it all” at anyone, so I came here.
Fuck you all.
Would anyone like some making fuck?
This fucking thread is still fucking hanging on?
Fuck you fucking fuckers.
You fuckers don’t have enough to fucking do.
Fuck you, you’re just jealous you didn’t get in sooner, fuck-knocker.
Oh boy.
I came to the pit to fucking rant about some fucking thing. Then I read this fucking thread and now I can’t fucking remember what the fuck I wanted to fucking rant about.
So just, in general, fuck it all!
Fuckee fuckee fuckee.
And gosh darn it all, too.