(pours jovius a glass of soy milk, warms up an organic oatmeal-chocolate chip cookie for him in the microwave)
Welcome aboard, jovius.
Hmmm, he’s a guy AND a Canuck BUT he likes crappy old computers. I guess that makes him okay, anyway.
Sheesh, SOY MILK? Like regular milk doesn’t give you enough gas? Here, have a beer.
From one Canuck to another… welcome!
Just don’t forget that I’m the uppity one here… 
Welcome aboard, jovius.
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Sup
AA is for quitters
Oh wow, a newer newbie already! Hi jovious.
Welcome!
Please allow me to introduce myself…
Yer pal,
Satan - Commissioner, The Teeming Minions
*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Five months, three weeks, four days, 14 hours, 23 minutes and 22 seconds.
7143 cigarettes not smoked, saving $893.00.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 3 days, 19 hours, 15 minutes.
*“I’m a big Genesis fan.”-David B. (Amen, brother!) **
Hmmm…not enough apparently
I’d just like to point out that I accept NO RESPONSIBILITY for this guy! He’s just some student who was reading over my shoulder one day, and nagged at me until I told him about the SDMB.
So when he turns out to be a troll, throw him in the Pit, and don’t blame me!
(Actually, he seems like he’ll be fun to have around. But students are supposed to suffer.)
Another American…
hi 
and welcome from just another newbie
loons
He kept capitalizing “New”! It had to be done!
Sheesh! All these newbies! No sooner do we get the first batch weaned when here comes another! Oh my aching back!
Welcome aboard, btw.
Welcome aboard, 'nother newbie person-type! Glad to have you here. Hope your stay is long and painful…errr… long and prosperous. Yeah, that’s right.
Howdy, from down Texas way. Yeeehaw!
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Helll Jovius and welcome to our personal hell
Enjoy yourself, and beware some of the wymmyns 'round here, they’ll get naked at the drop of a hat. Some of the mennnss too.
Oh you’re CANADIAN? Double welcome then. I like Canadians. And Connecticans. Pretty much if you’re from a place starting with C But Canada is nice.
i’m new and used to be from connecticut, so at least i’m in with racinchikki already!
Hi jovius!
I’ve been here about a month; this board is seriously addictive! You’ll have fun here.
Pssst… you really, really DON’T want to know about felching, squicking and monging. Curiousity got the better of me, and now I’ll NEVER BE THE SAME!!!:eek:
Hi all!
I typed something earlier but somehow it didn’t get to the thread… anyways, I’ll rewrite them…
It’s nice to see that you all do care 
<=(can’t find a crying face so I’ll use a frown).
… pillow fights, soy milk and cookies (Mmmm!), and Bumbazine’s last Internet page (it now official, the cyberspace is finite and no longer expands!)…
Thanks to RJK, I can now roam in this realm and explore quite a bit (and join the fight against ignorance!).
Cheers!
jovius
PS: What’s with the gerbil thingy (RJK wouldn’t elaborate) and felching and squicking?
PPS: I know about Wally and RJK nicely explained to me yet we can’t figure out the Jewish Orthodox Smily Face. Anyone wanna explain?
Hello my jupiterian co-poster! Enjoy the board, and have fun!