There have been message boards that I’ve been on that flame newbies like none other.
So hello! I’m new. :o 
Don’t worry, we won’t flame you… but if you come over here, we can play a game we like to call “Customs Agent”.
All joking aside, welcome to the boards, and enjoy your stay!
welcome, you dirty, rotton…
OH!! Sorry! S’cuse me while I put this out!
(you will learn to ignore me, like most everyone else does! :D)
“Oh I wish I was a Catfish, swimmin’ in the deep blue sea. I’d have all the pretty women fishin’ after me.” - Catfish Blues
Did somebody say sumthin’?
Welcome poser! Many happy posts to you!
Welcome to the SMDB!
[sub]So, who has the branding irons?[/sub]
:o
:mad: bark bark!
sank you.
(P.s. Don’t refer to me as a he when speaking. I’m quite the contrairy. )
The Simpsons quote you’re looking for is “I bent my wookie”, said by Ralph Wiggum in the “Lisa’s Rival” episode. It was quickly followed with “My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”
Welcome aboard!
Hmmm… lets see… care and treatment of newbies…
Someone seems to have ripped that page out of my membership manual here.
Best suggestion I can offer… Threadspotting Archives.
Read, learn, repeat.
And oh… yea I remember this part without the missing page.
Pleased to meet you, welcome aboard. 
… and you join the SDMB with a car coat and a blood initiation.
Burn the Newbie, purge him with fire…
huh? we don’t do that anymore? Darn. Welcome to the boards. please accept this invisible fruit basket filled with the best fruit on Mars with my complements.
Me don’t tink he’s no newbie… 
I are not newbie?
That I are, I are a newbie, matee. But I are familiar with many-a-message board.
Exnay on the Him-tey. I am woman. :rolleyes:
Exnay on the Him-tey. I am woman.
I bent my wookie.
I didn’t know women could do that! Learn something new every day!
Gots a lot of screen names there, poser/desdenova. You might want to get an administrator to knock one off for you before you get banned.
You should be aware that newbies are not allowed to post any messages to this board until their post count has reached 100.
Wow I’m almost there
They’re really, really horrible here.
And sniff I want to sob go sniffle home!
??? poser/desdenova ARE NOT one and the same!
I am just another noob! Too!
Please don’t hurt the newbies!