Hey, Kid C!
You may or may not remember me, but I met you almost two years ago when your pops dragged you along to a Dopefest at the Horse Brass Pub. Nice to see you following in the family tradition!
Make sure he brings you to the next fest, 'cause my son needs someone to discuss Yu-Gi-Oh with. 
Would your dad ban you if you didn’t take out the trash?
And his face turns such a lovely shade of red when I show posts like this to his mother.
Hey, Dude, I’m new too. Also from PNW (if I got the acronym right.) Welcome! I’ve answered a few posts, mos seem to have been threadkillers. You had the guts to start one and had some answers. Congrats! I’ll be on the lookout for you. I bet you have something to say.
Welcome from someone who has been annoying yer pop since he was called slythe.
Stop stealing my lines, porc! 
Welcome aboard, Kid Czarcasm. As for whether you’re a troll or not, we’ll be the judge of that! 
Being the twisted sort I am, I was thinking of Kid Sampson from Catch-22.
Welcome, Kid C., and may you annoy your dad even more than we do!
Good to have you aboard, Kid Czarcasm!
Welcome aboard, please don’t tease the inmates, and listen to the nice nurse when she comes around with the meds tray…
Welcome to the board Kid Czarcasm.
So, dish the dirt on pops, kid. does he have old paint cans in the garage?
Can I call you The Smaller Chicken of Bristol?
And a thousand curses upon you, porcupine and Ringo, for stealing what I was going to say!
So if you’re on the board, does that mean your dad has to elbow you out of the way to get to the computer and get on with his mod duties?
If we ask you real nice, can we get you to distract him so we can misbehave while he’s not looking?
And welcome to a fellow newbie!
How about The Gamehen of Bristol ?
-Lil
I was thinking more along the lines of Kid Flash. So, Kid Czarcasm, when your dad dies, you will take over the role of the true Czarcasm!
In other words, kid, welcome to the Boards. Yer stuck with us.
Not only a mere poster, but… a moderator’s kid! :eek: :eek:
All kidding aside, Kid Czarcasm… welcome to the boards! And yes… distract your dad, why don’t you? We’ll all thank you for it.
F_X
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=180674
Check out this story dedicated to our new member.
As one of the few dopers who has actually met you in person (at a Portland Dopefest a couple of years ago), let me extend my warmest welcome to you, Kid Czarcasm.
Hope you have a lot of fun here. Just try to do it when your dad isn’t looking.
Gimme yer lunch money, punk.