No, I am not a troll. My dad really is Czarcasm, and he thought that I should post an intro thread here in MPSIMS.
Hi, welcome to the SDMB!
I hope your dad warned you that this board can take over your life!
Stay, enjoy, learn.
Hi! Your dad has the coolest screenname I have ever seen on a board. Way to rip it off and make it cooler.
Tell us a little something about yourself Czar Jr.
Howdy!
Well, better start suckin’ up to you then 
Just kiddin’ - make yourself at home.
I’m 14 years old, and I like to play video games. I also like to annoy my dad.
Hi and welcome, Kid Czarcasm!
Prepare to lose all of your spare time and then watch those game scores start going down.
I think you’ll fit in here, Kid.
Welcome!
A PNW Doper is ALWAYS a marvelous addition to our merry band, and with a terrific dad like yours, I am sure you will be a joy to have around.
[sub]What’s that you say? Oh…well, you may not think so NOW, but in a few years I am sure you will agree with me…he really IS a terrific guy…[/sub] 
Scotti
You may be a bit mature for us, but you’ve got the right idea.
Welcome, or in the spirit of Moderation, Willkommen.
Aww, am I the only one who smiles when that screen name appears? It’s so darn CUTE! Welcome, Kid Czarcasm, you cutie patutie you.
Hi! Welcome to the club. You can annoy him all you like, but with the rest of us we expect you to behave maturely. 
Is your Dad going to bring you to Chicago?
Wow, a posters family member posting here. Cool.
It’s also nice to see another person my age here, too.
Welcome, Kid Czarcasm.
Welcome, Kid Czarcasm! When I saw your name I immediately pictured you dressed like a young western cowboy hero because I recently finished reading “Blaze of Glory : the last ride of the Western Heroes”, a story that includes all these characters:
Rawhide Kid
Kid Colt
Two Gun Kid
Outlaw Kid
Well, you get the idea.
Enjoy your visits here in here forums.
:smack:
I meant: Enjoy your visits here in the forums.
Oh, and if you’re interested in reading “Blaze of Glory”, it’s available as a Marvel comics trade paperback in the comic book stores.
So what are your interests and hobbies? Favorite subjects in school?
Welcome to the boards. Is your homework done?
[sub]sorry, it’s that mom-thing again. Old habits die hard[/sub]
Uh oh, he’s gonne find out his dad’s really a Nazi like the rest of the mods! (well, Coldie at least!)
Welcome, mini-Czarcasm! What games do you play?
Do you read comics?
Ever read anything by C.S. Lewis?
So do we. Welcome to the boards.