Hi, Sam Stone! -- I Pit the Blathering Bullshit about Stock Market movements

This one is pretty dreadfully out of touch,

The “Demoxrat” Party has gone hard left? What kind of shit-stained bubble does one have to abide to be thinking that? I think maybe he used to be kind of articulate, but his braincells are dropping like flies.

Then, we see him respond to irony,

(Follow marshmallow’s link to get the joke.) … with his insane hard-line Austrian-school economics. He has a one-track mind, and where that track leads, no one wants to go.