A uh… :ahem: *friend[/] of my wife would like to know if anyone has a quick method of getting rid of hickeys.
Anyone?
Turtlnecks. Makeup.
Those are cover-ups, to get rid of them, you can only wait, just like any other bruise.
Try putting a cold spoon on it to reduce any swelling. (Stick spoon in freezer for a little while to get really cold. Teen magazines say the spoon must be silver but I have no idea.)
To try and make it less obvious, tell her to use green-tinted make-up. The green will counter-balance the red.
evilbeth:
"SWELLING??!?!?!"
Who’s giving you hickeys, hon? Superman?
I’ve heard that leeches are good for removing bruises. 
Really, I’m not kidding
Adhesive bandages.
You’d be surprised at the places you get accidents when you’re shaving.
Sorry to say, but there is no quick and easy fix
for a Hickey unless there is makeup involved.
Being male, i never had a problem with them, but
my mom ould always rag on me about it, saying it
wasn’t good for ya, because in essence, it is a
bruise. The method that i have used in the past
is an old one, but it works for me. Take a normal
everyday hair comb, and comb the Hickey a few times.
It seems to break up and heal alot faster that way
then if i didn’t comb it. Granted it still takes a
while for it to totally heal, but with me, it heals
within 36 hours.
I don’t know if this works for everybody, or just
me, because it’s very, and i mean very hard for
me to get a bruide to begin with. If you bruise
easy, you might not wanna try combing it. It might
make it worse.
I never tried to hide them, and only had a visable one once. Sense I played hockey and was a goaltender that I just took a puck off the neck. A few people actually bought it…
LOL! Actually, right after a hickey is, um, placed, some people find that the area swells slightly. I know that min…my friend’s does, anyway. But “she” has extremely sensitive and fair skin.