So my son and I were having a bit of fun this morning, talking about the British ascension to the throne. And we came up with a bit of a teaser.
Just say that King William is already crowned (and Charles is sewing patchwork quilts in the Old Folks home).
William (and Kate and George and Charlotte) are kidnapped by unknown assailants, never to be seen again.
Prince Harry (next in line to the throne) in the meantime has fathered a child to Kelly Osbourne, illegitimately but paternity is not under question. Later he marries and has a couple of other kids…but the child he fathered with Kelly is his first.
(Apart from the obvious Reality TV Show that would be an absolute HOOT to watch)…what would/could stop the Osbourne’s moving into Buckingham Palace?