Okay, hockey fans: we got to read all of the “third base” sex analogies…what about “scoring” in hockey terms?
Misconduct? One-timer? The slot? Holding? Spearing? Penalty Box? C’mon, let’s show these people that we can use our heads for something other than strapping a helmut on!
I was once slapped for attempting a two-line pass.
I got a bloody nose and she apologized, then gave me a penalty shot.
And yes, I ‘dented the twine.’
