Mention the above two movies and hardcore fans will deny their existance.
What are some other “non events” you can come up with?
For me it would that nasty rumor that Bev Bevan started a group called Electric Light Orchestra Part II. Oh, I’ve seen the CDs and even the live DVD, but they are just figments of my imagination.
Nope. Not real. Not real at all.
I’ve heard some people tell me that Genndy allowed Dexter’s Lab to continue in a much deteriorated state. But there’s no way he would have allowed third rate Dexter’s Lab episodes to be made. It never happened.
Alien Cubed.
I just hope they never make any sequels to The Matrix.
There is no such movie as “The Neverending Story, Part II”.
Iron Eagles 2-whatever, Alien 3, Young Guns 2, Major League 2 or 3, Jaws 3 and 4.
I have a feeling that the idea for this thread was borrowed from the Flick Filosopher’s (MaryAnn Johanson’s) review of The Matrix: Revolutions.
Cite:
http://www.flickfilosopher.com/flickfilos/archive/2003/matrixrevolutions.shtml
She’s my favorite film critic. Go and buy all her merchandise and read all her reviews, in no particular order.
In the 1970’s, a great man named George Lucas made the Star Wars trilogy. Although he mentioned plans for more films in the series, he was tragically killed by a falling piece of scenery, on the same day as a freak fire burned all his notes. No traces of any further ‘Star Wars’ plans were ever found.
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
The Return of the Living Dead, Part II (Also Part II) – after The Neverending Story II, the stupidest movie title ever. Also a pretty bad movie.
I second Alien 3
Also Casino Royale
Finale of Blake’s Seven was one of the best pieces of Sci-Fi every filmed. I’ll pretend that I never read Flick Filosopher’s (MaryAnn Johanson’s) review.
The X-Files. Seasons 8 and 9. Never happened.
there was only 2 seasons of sliders, wade def. did not leave that show ever, and the professor never got shot
star trek Deep Space Nine
there was no episode one, and there was jake llyod was certainly not the future darth vader
metallica never cut their hair and they still play speed metal (trust me , in my head it makes sense)
Axel Rose. he never did anything after the original Guns and Roses
*there was no episode one, and if there was jake llyod was certainly not the future darth vader
There’s an entire message board in the Buffy fandom where any mention of S6 and S7 is verboten.
The Xanth books by Piers Anthony ended after the third one.
Marc
Seinfeld didn’t have a big final episode. It just ended.
Rocky V, Speed 2, The Godfather Part III, and Batman and Robin are all figments of my imagination. Nothing as bad as the images of those movies in my head could actually exist, after all.
And since no one’s done a video game yet, let’s throw in Zelda II and the Japanese Super Mario 2. Miyamoto can do no wrong, so I can’t see how either of these can be said to have ever been made by him.
There was no Star Trek: Generations. The Enterprise-D was not destroyed just so that Berman could feel like a big man. Likewise, there were no movies called Star Trek: Insurrection or Star Trek: Nemesis. There was, however, a movie called Star Trek: First Contact.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine might have existed…but it certainly went off the air before these so-called “Jem’Hadar” could be introduced. Much less Cmdr. Worf.
On Star Trek: Voyager 7 of 9 did not hook up with friggin Chakotay. (I mean, my god…I’ve seen friggin slashfic pairings that are more believable than that! And that would still have been filmable!)
Star Trek: Enterprise is still under pre-production development.
And The Drew Carey Show went off the air shortly after Drew and Kate consumated their relationship.
“So Long and Thanks for all the Fish” was just a throw-away joke in the Hitchhiker’s Guide series. The line on the front of Mostly Harmless actually reads, “The fourth in the heretofore accurately named Hitchhiker’s trilogy”.
And as for video games, I sure hope someone makes a sequel to Star Control 2 someday.
Did you know Disney never makes any direct-to-video sequels? They believe that if you can’t make some good, don’t make anything at all. It’s like their corporate philosphy.