I think I’m gonna puke on the next idiot who who just absolutely has to call attention to the fact he or she is about to, already did, or someone else did or is about to or did at some time in the past CHANGE THE SUBJECT (gasp! o! no!) in a thread by using the SDMB buzzword “hijack.”
It was clever the first couple of times someone used it. It’s not clever anymore, it’s trite and cliched and tired and stupid and shopworn and overused and who the hell ever gave a flying fuck on this board if the subject got changed anyway? What, are you someone special you got everyone to divert onto your particular tangent? I hereby declare any dope who thinks a subject change on this board is a big deal that has to be pointed out and crowed about as if someone shit in the punchbowl is an idiot of the first magnitude and should be subjected to a body cavity search, particularly the cavity where their brains should reside.
Sorry to commandeer this thread, but what kind of college degree do you think is applicable for people who spend the rest of their careers performing body cavity searches?
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Good one Mike,(brought to you by Mutual of SDMB). Nick,calm down…now to hijack this thread,( ;)) what is your favorite cereal? Mine is blue corn flakes(real).Next…
I have a choice for you (but not much entertainment!).
‘serious’
You said who cares if the subject gets changed. Here is counterattackii who started the ‘disliked posters’ thread:
‘Hey, please try not to criticize what other people say here- it takes up too much space and is a waste of time for me! I have no problems with quotes or sayings AFTER your list, but please don’t reply unless you have a vote!’
‘related’
I can’t stand people saying ‘like, you know’ in the middle of sentences, because they’re hijacking my comprehension
‘other’
if your name was Jack, you’d soon get fed up with people saying hi.
The most amazing thing for me is that Nickrz elected to come to the BBQ pit at all. Usually he just spews his spewage in General Questions, where he rules with an iron fist.
I think I’m gonna puke on the next idiot who who just absolutely has to call attention to the fact he or she is about to, already did, or someone else did or is about to or did at some time in the past TRANSFER THE SUBJECT (gasp! o! no!) in a thread by using the SDMB buzzword “transfer”.
It was clever the first couple of times someone did it. It’s not clever anymore, it’s trite and cliched and tired and stupid and shopworn and overused and who the hell ever gave a flying fuck on this board if the subject got transfered anyway? What, are you someone special you got everyone to divert onto a different forum? I hereby declare any dope who thinks a topic transfer on this board is a big deal that has to be pointed out and crowed about as if someone shit in the punchbowl is an idiot of the first magnitude and should be subjected to a body cavity search, particularly the cavity where their brains should reside.
orangecakes, considering what Nickrz said in the OP, you probably don’t need to ask what he had for breakfast…can just look on his keyboard, monitor, or the ground…
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
This is your new captain speaking. I, The Peyote Coyote, and my fembots are taking over this thread. Do not resist as I have three pounds of gelignite and five pounds of thermite in my pockets and a Mauser shoved up my ass. My fembots are armed with a gas that turns any victim into a witless member of the Christian Coaltion (little bit of redundacy there).
We are going to take this thread up to the edge of space and keep it there for the orgy to end orgies. Intoxicants required, Velveeta cheese optional.
All posters are invited to participate in the orgy. All except nickrz. He will be hung up by his thumbs, flogged on the soles of his feet with electrical cord, made to watch eight hours of Barney videos, and then he will be jettisoned from the airlock and we will pass a giant joint of sensemilla around while we watch his fetid carcass splash in the Pacific Ocean.
If there are, I will stow away in the luggage compartment, emerge halfway through the flight, meet a vaguely attractive SDMBer out of my social class, open her eyes to a world of excitement that only the lower class can enjoy, paint her in the nude, make out for a while, and then die when the ship crashes.
If there are no body cavity searches, then I would like to sit in first class.
On my starship, Mullinator, all berths are first-class. My magical powers will ensure the ship will never crash, even though individual passengers might.
Okay. So we’re not gonna call hijacking hijacking anymore.
So… the replacement name should describe taking a subject off course, but still talk about 'jacking. I know…
Here, I’m gonna jack-off this thread.
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