Hiking with Soupo

The last time I took Soupo out hiking, we had a pretty good time. It was still a little cool out and I knew the trails were going to be muddy, so I made sure to take Stick with me. I usually take Stick with me hiking anyway, because that’s pretty much what separates hiking from just plain walking, Stick. But since the trails were a little sloppy, I used Stick to poke at the trails to find the least gooshy spots for us to walk through. That worked pretty well. Up until Soupo stole Stick off me and tried to find the ungooshy parts of the trail. Soupo is a child of many talents, but finding the ungooshy parts of the trail by poking around with Stick isn’t one of them. Actually he pretty much sucks are ungooshy-trail-parts finding. Just a tip if you hike with Soupo on sloppy trails.

Soupo was all jealous I had Stick and he didn’t have anything, so when we got home that afternoon I rounded up some simple supplies (an old broomstick, some rubber plumber’s tape, some parachute cord, and a little plastic foot for patio furniture legs) and whipped him up his own Mini-Stick. This made him happy and he kept it in his room where he could keep and eye on it.

Saturday we went back to the same park to hike a little more. (It was Sugarcreek MetroPark near Dayton. It’s a nice little park, but not my all-time fave.) I had Stick and he made sure he brought Mini-Stick. He didn’t even hardly trip himself up getting used to walking with Mini-Stick. And the trails weren’t sloppy anymore, so he didn’t have to poke around looking for the good trail parts. Which was just as well, since as I said, he pretty much sucks at that.

There are three big things along the Sugarcreek trails. One is a group of three big ol’ trees that have been growing since before Columbus discovered Ohio. They are like 550 years old and they’re real big. One’s sort of dead and the other two aren’t doing so good themselves, but they are still standing there and they are big. Another highlight is a tunnel of trees. There was a row of Osage orange trees planted along a fence line and they grew up and over the trail, so they make a tree tunnel. It’s kinda cool and looks very Hobbitesque. The last thing is a big tree that blew over one time and the roots are sticking up alongside the trail. Soupo thought this was way-cool, the root ball just ripped up right there. So there were three things to see along the trail to make the hike fun.

Only I let Soupo pick his own path and we saw the root ball.

We also hiked along and he turned off and we crossed a stream on a bunch of rocks (no one fell in oddly enough) and Soupo spent about half an hour throwing rocks into the creek. (Sugar Creek itself) Some of them skipped nicely, but most of them went plonk. Then we wandered up a little ways and there was this pool with big fish in it. Then we almost got run over by a bunch of horses that couldn’t find the bridle trail. Actually I think the horses would have been fine, but the drivers were having trouble. Then we came back to the regular trail to finish up, but someone was all tired from throwing rocks, so we skipped the rest of the trail and came on home.

Even skipping the big old trees and the tree tunnel, it was a good day. But Soupo got Mini-Stick dirty, so now he can’t keep it in his room. Mini-Stick is in the garage now, right by Stick.

Next time though, I’m leading. That way we get to see the stuff I like and he can just suffer.
-Rue.

That has to be the most glorified Mini-Stick ever! I have a fancy Stick - an actual blackthorn shillelegh - but it’s still only made of Stick. It has no tape or parachutes or feet.

I’m not good at finding ungooshy spots either, but I am good at whacking myself in the shins with my Stick.
(PS: Good morning!)

Plonk?

What happened to ker-plunk? Do stones in Ohio, or maybe just in Sugar Creek, make different noises than in the rest of the world?

Admit it Rue, your life is more complete now that you’ve seen the root ball. Also it’s fun to skip rocks. Soupo needed to discover the fun of root balls and skipping rocks. You have educated him. He will grow up and become famous and successful now. Or at least not to be a serial killer, which is also a good lesson.

A friend’s mother and my assistant’s father both died yesterday. They were both real old and had been sick for quite a while so no big shock except, wow, two in one day. Both funerals are also planned for tomorrow. One in Tallahassee, FL and one in Buena Vista, GA. Both places are waaaaaaay far apart. So, I have to decide on one. It’s gonna be my assistant’s father’s funeral. That’s where I feel like I need to be and also I knew him better than I knew my friend’s mother. So, I’ll send nice flowers to both and take my friend out to dinner or something in a couple of weeks. It really weirded me out to get two phone calls like that yesterday afternoon pretty much one right after the other.

Maybe I’ll drive the 'Stang to the funeral. Not quite the road trip I had envisioned, but it hadda be something, right? Oh and he’s being buried in Barney, GA which is in way south GA about two hours from Tallahassee, which will make me further from home than I would be in Tallahassee by the time it’s all over even though I’ll be back in GA. As far as I know there are no big purple dinosaurs in Barney, GA. Actually I have no idea what’s in Barney, GA though I have an idea not much. A road trip to Barney, GA just doesn’t have the same ring as road trip to Daytona.

They (what do they know!) say stuff always happens in threes. Here’s hoping there ain’t no number three for this. SHEESH!

I think Soupo found exactly what he was looking for when using Stick, despite what he may have told you about ungooshy parts.

You think Mini-Stick is something Wry, Stick has a tiki head! Soupo’s still not happy stick has the tiki head (it even unscrews so I can use Stick as a camera mount) and Mini-Stick has no head at all.

When Soupo was trying to skip the rocks, and they didn’t skip, they went plonk Sean. If we took some bigger rocks over to the deeper pool and dropped them in (we’d just have to drop them, not even throw them because the bank went up and was ten feet over the deep pool of big fish) then iy’d go ker-plunk. It’s all in the rock size and the angle and stuff. It’s science, so it gets complicated.

“Three” is done come and gone Swampy (Maybe I’m talking about the Pope, but probably not.) so you don’t have to wait for the third shoe to drop.

P.S. Cool ride.

The closest I got to hiking this weekend was getting from the car to the Mellow Mushroom for the Atlanta DopeFest. I didn’t have to watch for ungooshy parts of the trail, but I did have to dodge lots of cars as they also looked for places to park. Nope, not much of a hiking trip, but it did involve good food and everyone knows that the MMP woudn’t be complete without some reference to food.

For those of you who are interested, I quite enjoyed my first DopeFest. I finally got to say Hi Opal! without having a partial list involved. :smiley: I also dragged my wife along so that she could meet some of the people that post on this board. She had a good time and she may even start reading the board some on her own. If she does, she’s already been instructed to look for Rue’s weekly MMP, since there is not better way to start the week than by seeing what Unca Rue has been up to.

-Belz

Good heavens. That would scare me. My Stick has thorns, which are just perfect for leaving poke-a-dots in my shins. They’re not sharp thorns, because someone had the foresight to sand down the pointy bits, but they’re there and they still poke dots.

Did I mention the flooring guys are (allegedly) on their way? They’re s’posed to be here between 8:00 and 8:30 to start installing my new hardwood! I painted all weekend and I’m stil only about 1/3 of the way done. Remind me next time I talk about home improvement that I always get in over my head, k?

swampy - sorry you heard bad news :frowning: I have a friend whose Mom was just diagnosed with senile dementia (we all KNEW she was losing it, but now there’s an Official Diagnosis and all.) I could use a coupla “no bad news” weeks; how 'bout you?

I did not hike any trails this weekend but I DID do a lot of hiking on Saturday. First I went to the library and hiked around picking out books. Then I went to Ross and hiked around the clothes aisles for about two hours. Then I hiked all through the grocery store shopping for the week. Didn’t see any root balls but I had enough of them last summer a/k/a 'cane season. :stuck_out_tongue: Phew! My dogs were sore when I got home. So I took a nap.

Whilst I was gone, Mr. Anachi painted most of the living room with the new color we picked out which is defintely not PINK or ORANGE. We were so oogied out by the previous choice that we picked a very light neutral color. So much for our foray into vivid colors. :stuck_out_tongue:

[obligatory food reference] I made some chicken parmesan for dinner on Saturday night. It was delish. I’m just sayin’ is all… [/obligatory food reference]

The library had Grisholm’s latest book, The Broker, on hold for me. I started it after getting back from my hikes Saturday afternoon and finished it yesterday afternoon. It was a good read.

swampy, you is a good guy for being there for your friends during their time of loss. Mr. Anachi and I have been doing our share of that since we’ve gotten older. Comes with the territory. :frowning:

low, when you are finished, you’ll be glad you got in over your head. It’ll be swell! Trust me.

Tupug

No hiking and no Stick for me, but I did rollerblade both days this weekend and I probably will again today. It has been SOOOO nice around here lately. It’s even going to be in the 70s today and maybe 80 tomorrow! That’s pretty warm for upstate NY in April. I’ve got to find some excuse to go outside today. I think I need to visit some of our properties this afternoon. That *really *needs to be done today I think.

I was the official Cookie Organizer for a concert at my church Friday night. And it went really well. I think this means I have a permanent position as Cookie Organizer. Once you do something like that well at a small church, you’re stuck in the position forever. But at least it’s a fun job and not something like official Toilet Cleaner.

Hmmmm. Very interesting. How do you get to be a Cookie Organizer? Do you have to submit a resume? I think I’d be a good Cookie Organizer. Although by the time I got done Organizing, there might not be as many Cookies left. Especially if they’re Chocolate Chip Cookies.

swampy, I’m very jealous of your convertible! I want one! It was perfect top-down weather this weekend (I mean the car’s top, not mine, silly! Nobody wants to see me with my top down!)

I went hiking this weekend (well, walking, but it’s kind of hiking because it involves hills and creeks and stuff like that. And lots of wet dogs). I don’t have a stick. I think I need a stick. With a tiki head. If I were Soupo, I’d feel kind of cheated with a tiki-headless stick.

No hiking for me this weekend. I spent most of yesterday laying around the VunderLair with the patented Sinus Headache From Hell[sup]tm[/sup]. The weather was gorgeous, and I’d had plans to ride my bike, too.

I did go to the VunderCave Saturday morning to sort and rearrange the boxes up front so when we move to the new VunderLair next month none of the freshly scrubbed Sunday School kids we hired for their muscle get killed by the imitation Fibber McGee’s Closet.

Send me some pictures of you with your top down, and I’ll let you know if anyone else would want to see… :smiley:

**Soupo ** may be feeling cheated with the tiki-headless stick, but is he ready for the head-ed stick? He has just started using the Ministick, and as Rue has mentioned, he has not mastered that, so I’m thinking he should just hold off on the tiki action.

No hiking for me this weekend, but I should have, because it was a “do manly things” weekend. I was able to go fishing Saturday morning, which did include some hiking around the pond, eat pizza and drink beer Saturday night, watch sports and mow grass on Saturday. Of course this progressed into “do husbandly things” Sunday evening when I did the weekly laundry, and watched the Ministrikers while Mrs. S went to the grocery.

Swampy- That’s a sweet new ride, but a bad way to break it in, sorry for the downer over the weekend. I am still very jalous of the car though, I love that they brought back that design, the car just looks mean, and mean looking cars are always fun. If you are going to Barney, be sure to visit the Poultry Paradise Farm and Hatchery. Okay, I’ve never been to Th PPF&H, but it’s the only halfway interesting thing in the first 3 pages of my google search for Barney,GA.

Taxi- I could have really used your Cookie Organizer skills a few months ago when The Girl scout cookies were here, those things were a mess! I’m sure parents of enterprising girl scouts who decide that they HAVE to sell 736 boxes of thin mints would pay good money for you to come organize their dining room tableful’s of cookies.

Did I mention I think I have a cold? I thought it was just sinuses but now I think it’s a cold. ICK! Yep LOW I could do with a couple of no bad news weeks right now. I just don’t know how to arrange that. Maybe some billboards and newspaper ads and such that state that nobody can give me any bad news for two weeks might work but that’s expensive. Yay on the new floors btw! It’ll all be worth it when you’re done. I always tell myself that. Course I also tell myself I’m never doing that again, but I do anyways so I don’t listen to myself very well.

I forgot to say that ACBG is going to friend’s mother’s funeral since he’s friends with friend too. Won’t we have some fun stuff to talk about tomorrow night over dinner! I’ll get church lady food for lunch tomorrow so I should get fed pretty good. On the whole, church lady food is usually good. I foresee lots of ham, fried chicken, potato salad, deviled eggs and assorted casseroles and hell-o molds in my near future.

I told Soupo that if he got a tiki head of his own, I’d put it on Mini-Stick for him 'Eyes. I mean, no one carved out my tiki head for me, now did they? No they didn’t.

Of course the Little Woman would only let him carve a tiki head if he carved it out of soap. With a popcicle stick. So I don’t think that’s really gonna happen anytime soon.

I didn’t do any hiking either, unless you count the 50 mile walk from the rig to the parade route to watch the daughter in the parade. It rained on us a couple of times, but at least we didn’t get soaked. So, anyway, my daughter’s band was nearly last and then we walked along side of her until they got to the end of the parade route. We did lots and lots of walking. Then we had to walk 60 miles back to the rig because the end of the parade route was nowhere near where we parked.

My lil’est sis came up from Oregon this weekend so I had her, my middle sis and the BIL to the house for snacking and card playing. We had a nice visit. This was after arriving home from the parade at four and then trying to neaten the house so it was somewhat presentable for guests.

Yesterday, we painted for hours and hours. The kitchen is nearly done and the front hallway is nearly done too. The kitchen just requires some touch-up and then of course I gotta paint the back wall the Estate Vineyard color. That will be time consuming, of course because we’ll need to primer it, then put two coats of that color on.

At any rate, we have decided that after we get the hallway, entryway, up the stairs and the hallway upstairs painted (and the last wall in the kitchen), we’re going to take a break for a week. Then we’ll move on to the rest of the rooms in the house. The powder room, master bath, the kids bathroom, den, bonus room, plus the three bedrooms. I’m not painting the laundry room. I’ll be so very glad when we’re done.

Oh, the kids and the hubby saw the Wrath of Taters on Saturday too. Seems someone has gouged up my kitchen floor with this STOOOOOOOOPIT stool that I keep throwing into the garage. Somehow the stool ends up back in the kitchen. After the flames came shooting out of my eyes, ears, nose and mouth the rest of the Taters family has decided it is in their best interest to keep that DAMN stool out of my house. The sad thing is that I am forced to live with this for a minimum of a couple of years because Mr. Taters doesn’t want to replace the floor right now.

I am sorry to hear about the sad events Swampy, LOW and Rue have had to deal with.

Well, I need to work now…

I volunteer to carve a mini tiki head out of soap for Soupo!

Will Dove do?

AMEN.

So the flooring guy (note singular - this was apposta be a crew) got here at 9:00, which is sorta between 8:00 and 8:30, right? :rolleyes: He proceeds to look at my subfloor and shake his head - always not a good sign, when they do that head-shaking thing. He then immediately adds $1500 to my total, because we need a thingus we don’t have. I objected, fairly strenuously. I am not happy, I tell him. This was not the plan, I tell him. But it won’t work unless we do this, he tells me. I put on my thinking cap (it has tassles) and came up with a compromise sort of solution. Hmmm, he says. It’ll work, he tells me. And instead of $1500, it will only be about $100. In cash. Right now, please. And don’t tell his boss he did this, because it’s against the rules. WhatEVER, just frickin’ do it.

I am mad enough to spit (ptui ptui ptui.) Deep cleansing breaths. It is getting done, it is notcosting me $1500 more.

I will live through this.

:mad: :mad: :mad:
Dunno if the installer guy will.

Whoa, a flooring guy shaking down customers? I guess it’s as likely in Chicago as it is anywhere else. Probably more likely, in fact.

I wonder what I should have for lunch today?