Hilarious dream I had last nite

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I’m guest-hosting “The Tonight Show”. And my guest is figure skater Michelle Kwan (my celebrity crush). (She’s wearing a black zipdown sweater, important later). We finish the interview and go to a commercial. The dream picks up at this point.
ETV=me
MK=her
P=producer

ETV: Would you be willing to come back on March 3 (my b-day) and pull a “Drew Barrymore”?

P: Do you wanna get us thrown off the air?

MK: No, he wants to see my boobs! (laughing)

MK: I wish I could do a British accent!

ETV: Yes you do! (blushing)

MK: Hey Eric, Happy early birthday! (she unzips her sweater, and flashes me!)

I am completely flabberghasted, and can’t continue the show for several minutes!

After I regain my composure

ETV: Did you plan that?

MK: No, it’s just that I’m young, and they’re small, so why bother?

At this point the dream ends.

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::raises Martian eyebrows::

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Ok, I have a weird dream life, SUE ME!!!

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Don’t tease the child, Tars–you know full well that green martians don’t have eyebrows.

They have antenna-like ears.

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But Blue ones do :@

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MK doesn’t have any breasts. You should have dreamt of Yuko Sato.

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I met i raised the eyebrowns of that Red Martian Guy i slayed last night above my head!

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Your dream raised my adopted-martian eyebrows also. MK is OK, but if you’re gonna’ dream of a figure skater’s boobs, try Katerina Witt. :smiley:

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Funny thing I forgot to mention: The dream was from the audience’s perspective so I didn’t even “see” her boobs! :frowning:

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And don’t forget, she’s flexible!

But it’s spelled ‘Katarina’.

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I don’t usually dream about famous people, but I did last night.

The reason wasn’t quite clear, but we ended up having some people camp out in our house for the night. The person who was asigned to sleep on my floor was Moby(no one else staying over was famous). And he was really annoying too; he kept messing with my computer without premission, flipped over pages on my calender, and did something to my fish. What a jerk.
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