Hilariously mangled spam-speak

So I finally got all my email accounts and forwarders updated to reduce a torrent of spam - which came from using several of the addresses in job searches, meaning that at least a few reached spam lists through brand-name recruiters, but never mind.

I have a couple of contact addresses that are thoroughly ruined but I have to keep monitoring because they’re on business cards and the like. But they go into a special holder. It’s fun to have a clear picture of when and where spam comes from, especially when I get two or three complete diverse ones at the same time.

Anyway, this one just dropped into the thundermug along with a more usual assortment:

Now, I can see catching a few guilty parties with overdue student loans, but… really?