Those scamps at Daily Kos, with the connivance of Sen Bernie Sanders, have pulled a good one! Check out the headline!
Pentagon: Defense Contractors that defrauded the U.S. military recieved $1.1 Trillion
How very droll! Boy, when they start making shit up, they go hog wild! Not only did they get ol’ Uncle Bernie involved, they even got a report all printed up on DoD stationary! Like anybody is going to believe such slander as:
Oh, yeah, like we’re so fucking stupid, you screw us over royally, what are we gonna say? “Thank you, may I have another, only harder and without lube?” OK, maybe if it was a bunch of dirty fucking hippies, sure, but these are America’s defense contractors! Upstanding, patriotic citizens who regularly attend their McChurch for a big bucket of Kentucky Fried Jesus! Extra Christian!
(Thorny theological question: Would the Prince of Peace approve selling a gun if He knew it wouldn’t work?..)
Ridiculous, of course, and cooler heads will be along directly to debunk all this. Seriously, what was I thinking? Why, if this were true, our Congressgits would go ballistic, the Pubbies would lapse into a frenzied orgy of patriotic fury! “String 'em up!” would be the most temperate comment.
Seriously, defrauding our military in time of war? What kind of slimeball would do a thing like that, for money? Not a real American, that’s for sure! Not a guy with a flag pin in his lapel, nosir!
(Warning! Link provided goes to Daily Kos. Tighty righty advisory, thermonuclar lefty cooties, even with all power diverted to the shields, unsafe to proceed.)