This piece was in the local paper this morning and I damn near broke something laughing at it.
Hooker Busted for Stealing Hookahs
All I can think is that the reporter was mumbling thankyougod all the way through…
Don’t bogart that bint, my friend, pass her over to me.
Is there a Darwin Award-like site for people who are too stoopit to live but don’t take themselves out of the gene pool? I’ve got a few nominations if there is one.
If only that one of the participants in the altercation had been Maori, we could have added haka for the headline trifecta
I imagine she was planning on taking the stolen items to a pawn shop. So she was also a potential hawker.
Book 'er.
Regards,
Shodan
How many hookahs could a hooker hawk?
If a hooker could hawk hookahs?
That’s what shisha said.
Hookah? Isn’t that just a hooker in Boston?
Smokin’ Hottie…?
I have to call this one for the win… because after posting that this morning, I spent the day in Boston…