Historical persons you would have to dinner.

This question is often posted on the Straight Dope.
I settled on Fr. Debosier who was my High School English teacher, Nicholas II, Czar of all the Russians and the historian Barbara Tuchman.
What are these folks going to think, being brought back from the dead or interrupted from their daily lives to be at my dinner table?
Fr. Debosier is going to be really pissed because he was obviously Catholic.
Nicholas II might be happy to be taken from the basement in Ekatrinburg, or annoyed having been removed from picking mushrooms with his kids to be taken back to the Standart. Tuchman will be very annoyed from being interrupted from writing The Guns of August.

How would I handle this?