People are mostly focusing on the micro peen.
Bullies don’t need this article to be bullies, they will figure it out themselves.
The best commentary on this from fark.com:
Apparently Hitler really did have only one ball, but the song remained incomplete as nobody could find a rhyme for “micropenis”
(Yes I’m “still reads fark.com years old” 
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“Stable genius”?
–runs away before the boos and rotten fruit–
There was that episode of Dirty Jobs: Mike Rowe see piss.
Wonder what “a perfect Y-chromosome match” means in the context of verifying the 80-year-old bloodstain actually revealed Hitler’s DNA. And did no one else ever, um, use the couch and leave their DNA?*
*this is not a reference in any way to J.D. Vance.
His DNA is all over the place–I mean recent DNA samples. Between the sweating and the drooling, it shouldn’t be hard to come up with.
Thank you. When I read the thread title I couldn’t help but think of the song.
It is now.
You Win the internet today!
I found it interesting that conducting the analysis was considered controversial, and that some labs refused to participate. Was this, as implied, a privacy concern?
I guess I don’t understand how an opportunity to analyze Hitler’s DNA could be anything other than a scientific, cultural must. The chance to provide some possible insight into arguably the most evil, world-changing individual ever? Um, yeah.
I also think the concern over stigmatizing those with similar conditions is overblown. I just read the article and I’ve already forgotten the name of the medical condition(s).
This is this least Nazi story to involve JD Vance this week
The word from 2015 / 1923 is “cryptorchidism”, not monorchism. Crypto is a medical prefix indicating “hidden, obscure; without apparent cause”, and although it can mean “completely hidden” (undescended), undescended testicles in adults are more typically “not completely descended” or “not properly descended”, as in “sometimes goes back up”, or “a bit tighter than the other one”. One cause is just a short cord, which isn’t long enough to let the testicle drop to the bottom of the scrotum.
Historically, the idea that Hitler had only one ball appears quite late as a political insult, and then later as a complete fabrication. On the evidence, it is unlikely that he had only one ball, or even a permanently and completely undescended testicle, and the 2015/1923 report doesn’t support that claim.
FWIW, cyrptorchisdism is associated with low and unusual hormone levels, both as a cause and as an effect, and with poor sperm counts.
That’s even harder to rhyme with than micropenis!
How about
cryptorchidism, Shryptorchidism.
Don’t blame his 'nads. Twas just a wacko jerkwad.
Not real catchy but I bet somebody can put it to music.
They were too busy snagging chunks of his skull.
reminds me of a cherished time in my life, where I was selling testicles … (yep, I went to a collective 19 years of schooling for that career)
I kid you not, just like breast implants, there are testicle-implants for those who lack ‘em …
Contrary to one’s gut feeling, the smallest ones (they come in sizes) were the ones that sold best … turns out they were mostly bought by vets (vet as in animal-doctor, not former soldier ) … to be implanted in dogs
… but now … back to Hitler
Here is a quite interesting psychological analysis of Hitler the Office of Strategic Services commissioned in 1942 (?)
(link will download the 176 page study as pdf)
https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP78-02646R000600240001-5.pdf
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But only because we can’t figure out how to pronounce it!
It’s quite comforting to blame a nation’s sins on one man. Better yet, on a medical condition. Take note, Americans; we too can be absolved of all of our sins with just a simple autopsy or psychological diagnosis. (Sarcasm, in case anybody failed to detect it)
You’re talking about Washington’s wooden teeth, right?