Hmmm, Is this possible? mundane and pointless, yet intriguing April Fools gag

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I have faith that at least one of, if not several, of the Dopers can pull this one off. Some of you are pretty damn clever. You know who ya are.

The challenge:

Compose one single o.p. topic which could easily fall into ALL of the forum categories, equally, without necessitating any moderator changes.

To clarify: I don’t mean multiple posts of the same thing, in different forums. I’m talking about one single op that would be seemingly impractical to categorize, into one specific forum.

It must linear, coherent, and not utter nonsense.
It must be one paragraph.
It must be tasteful.
It must be funny.

Anyone wanna give it a shot?

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If you do you come up with an entry, keep it in this thread, mmkay. We don’t wanna upset the mod’s. This gag isn’t meant to work against anyone. It’s only intended to be a harmless stumper that would make everyone, go “hmmmm, that really could fit in all the forums!”

does it go here? Nooooo, how about here? nope, I think it works better here. Oh wait but says such and such so it goes here… no … and then this happens.