Ho-ho-hold up! Giant Santa Claus terrorizes Cambridgeshire motorway!

[Snowboarder_Bo]

Seriously!

A traffic alert by the AA said the road was “partially blocked - and slow traffic due to a large inflatable Santa on B198 Cromwell Road both ways in Wisbech”.

Mr Fareed, a father-of-three from Peterborough, said the giant Santa had broken free from the front garden of a house on Cromwell Road.

“I saw it wobble and then come down on to the road - it did raise a smile.”

He said two men were attempting to pull the inflatable off the carriageway by the time he passed the scene.

“It was massive, bigger than my seven-seater car,” he said.

[SanVito]

More to the point, I really think people should be banned from decorating their houses before December. How long does Christmas have to be??!

[Snowboarder_Bo]

Oh, I could get onboard with that. Where do I sign the petition?