Whenever y’all get anything accomplished, come stealth-brag over here:
I’m here to Pit myself. I have a couple of Xmas packages to send out. I have been informed that this is the final day to get them shipped out, in order to arrive in time for The Big Day.
So why do I keep fiddling with the paint on the boxes, going out to look for “just one more thing” and playing endlessly with the filler? JUST MAIL THE FUCKING THINGS, me, and stop dicking around.