no. no. no. no. no. there is no way for thewse people to track where an email goes…
this is from a chain mail that I recieved, it sums up chain mail in general.
feel free to post it onto 900 of your closest friends in 5 seconds or your knob will drop off.
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My theory on stupid chain mails!!!
Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and
executed by electrocution, and guilt for not
forwarding out 50 billion chain letters sent
to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas
with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
give you and everyone you send “his” email to $1000?
How stupid are you?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I’ll get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine!
What a bunch of bullshit.
So basically, this message is a big “F*** YOU” to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and hurt me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it’ll be in the Guinness Book of World
Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.> > F*** them.
If you’re going to forward something, at least send me
something mildly amusing. I’ve seen all the “send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being” forwards about 90
times.
I don’t f***ing care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you’re actually contributing to by sending out forwards.Chances are it’s your own unpopularity.
THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
Chain Letter Type 1:
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Now, to make you feel guilty, here’s what I’ll do.
First of all, if you don’t send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It’s true! Because, THIS letter isn’t like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here’s how it goes:
Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.
Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed
off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will firebomb your house.
Thanks!!! Good Luck!!!
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> > Chain Letter Type 2
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> > Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see,
> > there is a starving little boy in
> > Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no
> > parents, and no goats.
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> > This little boy’s life could be saved, because for
> > every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated
> > to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy
> > from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember,
> > we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent
> > and this is all a complete load of bullshit. So go on,
> > reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47
> > seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally
> > send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
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> > Thanks again!!
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> > Chain Letter Type 3
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> > Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence
> > since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because
> > there was no email then and probably not as many sad
> > fools with nothing better to do. So this is how it
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> > Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or
> > something horrible will happen to you like:
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> > Bizarre Horror Story #1
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> > Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on
> > Saturday. She had recently received this letter and
> > ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the
> > sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a
> > drainpipe in a flood of shite, and went flying out
> > over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she
> > died.
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> > This Could Happen To You!!!
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> > Bizarre Horror Story #2
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> > Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in
> > his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit
> > by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people
> > swing that way). They both died and went to hell and
> > were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for
> > eternity.
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> > This Could Happen To You Too!!!
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> > Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip.
> > Just send this letter to all of your loser friends,
> > and everything will be okay.
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> > Chain Letter Type 4:
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> > As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it
> > to every one of your friends.
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> > Friends
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