Hocus Pocus - not-all-faux Latin

I was trying to get this message to Cecil himself, but could not figure out how. So, to anyone who knows how, please make sure he sees this message:
In your response to the meanings of hocus pocus, abracadabra, and presto, you wrongly accused a supposedly “gibberish” Latin phrase as being fake. You were mostly right, save for the last two words. “Celeriter” is Latin for “quickly” or “swiftly” and “iubeo” (there was no ‘j’ in Latin) means “I order/command”.

Just thought you should know…:cool:

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When you start a thread relating to one of Cecil’s columns, it’s helpful to other readers if you provide a link to the column. Helps keep everyone on the same pages, avoids duplication of effort, etc. No biggie, you’ll know for next time.

In this case, the column is What’s the origin of “abracadabra,” “hocus-pocus,” and “presto”?