Hogan's Heroes & Stalag 13

I think the actual line was “Don’t be funny.” Reminds me of that awful made-for-TV sequel to The Dirty Dozen, when Lee Marvin is explaining to the men how they’re going to infiltrate their target, or something like that. After he lays out the plan, the token black GI says “What about me?” Everyone just kind of stares at him as if they’re seeing him for the first time: “Oh, shit! How come nobody thought of that before they sent us out on this mission?!?”

Kinch was called “Ivan” by his old classmate in the episode where they went to Paris (she had had a crush on him). It may have been a nickname. I think he was called “James” in a letter from his draft board.

William Christopher was in one episode playing a transient prisoner; I think it was the one where Carter impersonated Hitler. He also doubled for Carter in one episode when Larry Hovis apparently wasn’t available. I think he did play a German as well, in the episode where Carter wants to escape. IIRC, he was the soldier drinking beer at the Rathskellar who didn’t want to get involved.

Gavin MacLeod made a very convincing Nazi. He was in more than one episode as either a Wehrmacht or a Gestapo officer.

The show was pretty consistent in terms of moving the dates up. The pilot episode was set in 1942; the one with D-Day came in the third or fourth season, I think. After that, I don’t remember any flashbacks to 1943.

Missed this one.

You’re absolutely right! Flood was hiding under the blanket while the rest of the conversation was going on, then popped his head out at the very end. End of episode. That’s the scene the still I posted shows.

Nice, having my memory jogged! :slight_smile:

I did read that the prisoner of war camp set was also used for that very fine film Illsa, She-Wolf Of The SS.

Gen. Buchalter is always threatening Colonel Klink with “reassignment to the Eastern Front (Russia)”-if he screws up one more time.
In reality, why would an overage Luftwaffe Colonel have to fear? He would not have been much use in Russia.

They were always looking for cannon fodder on the Eastern front. Piss off the wrong General and Klink would have been on the front lines with a rifle and bayonet.

Hitler sent his sister’s (Paula) fiance, Erwin Jekelius to the Eastern front to fight. Jekelius was a Doctor that sent patients to the gas chamber. So maybe a trip to the Eastern front wasn’t so bad in his case.
http://www.naderlibrary.com/nazi.hitlerfamilyshadow.screen.htm