Holiday pig-out confessions

In My Humble Opinion
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I’m actually surprised that I haven’t fallen over dead after what I ate Sunday and now I’m experiencing holiday-after guilt and withdrawal (sugar and fat are drugs). Anyone else want to share? So here goes:

Bless me Iron Chef for I have sinned. This Easter, I ate about 8 cookies, 6 brownies, half a bag of malted eggs, a couple peeps, jelly beans, ice cream and lots and lots of chocolate. It has been about a year since I’ve eaten so poorly. Is there any chance for absolution? :frowning:

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I honestly think I ate about two pounds of ham, lots of asparagus, a crabcake and a half, and two pickled eggs. I also had appetizers! Proscuitto, grated Parmesan cheese and arugula on two small slices of buttered baguette. It was all delicious, baby!

Where’s the Lick-Your-Chops icon when you need it??

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I had an entire Cadbury Creme Egg…mmmmmm. Sorry, that’s all. Continue.