Ice Age of Innocence
Late 19th-century New York high society is scandalized when the Countess Olenska leaves her husband and runs off with a woolly mammoth.
Death Becomes Smoochy
A children’s television show presenter becomes immortal but is forced to permanently wear a stupid rhino costume after the Mafia shoot big holes in his body.
The Trouble With Harry Potter
He’s a schoolboy! He’s a wizard! He’s a corpse!