A San Francisco club [26] Mix has a night called “The Dorothy Parker Memorial Knitting Circle” where you can go get trashed [if one is so inclined] and knit with other knitters. Knitting in a dance club?!? With happy hour priced drinks? Yee-haw!
I can’t help but think: “only in San Francisco,” but I’ll bet that’s not true.
I’m ticked I missed it this month, but next month, I’ll be there. Woo-hoo!
Hmmm…I seemed to have used up my weekly allowance of exclamation marks.
Yay! I love Dirty Dorothy.
<starts shaking and turning a sickly green colour>
Oh GOD…
<projectile vomits>
NOOO!!! NO more!
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One of my friends sent me this scanned manga… about this kid… who was warned by his grandmother (the head of his ninja clan) to be careful or women because their enemy wanted to steal their sexual magic. (yeah yeah we know where this is going). So the kid goes to a club and a hot woman picks him up. After… the ‘act’ so to speak, she transforms into this old woman (busu - bitchy old hag). She then laughs that she has his powers and their clan will die out… Then the kids grandmother appears (both old ladies are wearing skin… tight leather…) and attacks the other old lady with, and I kid you not, “Saggy breast whip special sexy attack”.
That pretty much describes the next page or two of what happens.
It closes with the main character cuddling with his boyfriend, it seems that the events of that night made him swear off women!
And this post made me remmemer it, so I must share my pain with you.
It is a damn good thing I don’t drink coffee, or I would just have been fired for destruction of federal property. Thanks for the laugh, dude.
And google turns up nothing. Pity.