Holy fuck...they're eating the pygmies!

We live in a time of great turbulance. The war on terror, Israel and Iraq dominate the headlines.

But over in Congo, they’re eating the Pygmies.

First, I didn’t even realise the pygmies still existed as a homogenous unit 'til this story broke

Second, I didn’t realise they really were that small but apparently, they are

Third, I don’t think they deserve to be eaten

They live a reclusive, nomadic, hunter-gatherer lifestyle. They are forest dwellers who are under threat from logging anyway. I cannot believe they are being eaten. But for them to have taken the massive step of leaving the forest to appeal to the outside world makes me somehow believe them.

WAKE UP PEOPLE,

SAVE THE PYGMIES

Congo is a kind of forgotten war. Iraq is the sexy place to be right now. Well I don’t give a fuck about sexy, what’s happening in Congo is an affront to humanity. If ever US power and troops were needed, it’s in Congo.

Pygmy: it’s what’s for dinner.

What am I not surprised. From the Continent that brought us raping virgins as a cure for AIDS.

wow, I don’t know what to say. that’s fucking horrible. that’s just… wow.

Actually, they’re bite-sized. For when you’re not hungry enough to eat a normal-sized human.:rolleyes:

I’ve seen these stories on the internet. I hope the cannibals get to hungry that they have to eat each other.

Don’t be such cultural imperialists.

Well, just to clarify they OP,they’re not eating Pygmies, the Pygmies are being forced to eat themselves.

Not that that makes it any better. (but oh, the horrible joke opportunities, I have to go wash my brain out with Lifeboy…)

You know, in another thread you made this comment, and someone was kind enough to provide you with a link explaining that this isn’t actually true.

Do you just drop these lovely gems wherever you go, and never go back to read any responses? Or do you just refuse to consider any other viewpoint but yours? Or do you just not care about what the truth is as long as you can be insulting? And what is powering your involuntary nervous system? Because I won’t believe for a moment there’s much of a brain in there beyond a fly-ridden, festering heap of urban legends and baseless assumptions.

Similar allegations of hunger-forced cannibalism have been made against North Korea, most notably by Channel 4 (UK)'s documentary series The Children of North Korea. Of course, this horror, the horrors in the Congo, and anything else going on the world has been trumped recently by a few empty missiles in Iraq.

stpauler

Well, actually there are some reports of the rebels committing cannibalism themselves

From the Guardian
http://www.guardian.co.uk/congo/sto…,871104,00.html

From the cotsman
http://www.thescotsman.co.uk/intern...cfm?id=96142003

From the New York Daily News
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/sto...37p-46963c.html

so there is at least some evidence of this.

sorry, links don’t work

http://www.thescotsman.co.uk/international.cfm?id=96142003

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/030122/80/dlzfy.html

sorry, links don’t work

http://www.thescotsman.co.uk/international.cfm?id=96142003

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/030122/80/dlzfy.html

but either way, this is pretty sick stuff.

Damn it.

Sorry about that. There must be a way of doing this that I don’t know yet. There isn’t that much more in them, anyway. Presumably sites like africaonline.com have more in depth stuff.

Oh, OK the new ones work, except I forgot this

Perfectionism leading to post-padding, I guess. Sorry.

I hope that we’ve got someone truly knowledgeable about the Congo on the board. The number of experts is one of the nice things about reading here. All I really know about it is just what I’ve gleaned from reading the locals.