In the words of the prophet, Eric Cartman:
FUCK SHIT COCK ASS SHITTY BONER BITCH MUFF PUSSY COCK BUTTHOLE BARBRA STREISAND!!!
Whew. I feel much better now.
SORTHER!
Oh wait, we don’t have to swear in other languages anymore? (getting out Old Norse-English dictionary…)
FUCK!
I’m here just because I really need to say fuck right now.
So… fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
That felt goooood.
Ol’ whats-his-name was wrong - You CAN go home again! Woo-Hoo!
Oh, yeah, fuck!
WHOO FUCKING HOOO!
I am so fucking glad to be here with you asswipes.
My heavens! All this fuckin’ cussin’ goin’ on in here! Y’all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
[giggle]
I finally registered just to say FUCK…
Peter Pan, shmoooth.
I haven’t read it anywhere yet, so am I the first to say “felch” in the revived Pit?
It’s good to be home. And I’m so glad the damn animated smilies are gone. I don’t think Chief Scott could have took it.
yee-fucking-ha! so glad to be back. couldnt bear to register at the SMDB lite. im sure that the fucking fuckwad hacker who hacked this here site likes to touch little girls’ boobies.
get fucked, you fuckbag!
i feel ever so much better.
Ah, it feels like putting on a pair of undies still warm for the dryer!
Its so fucking good to be home, boys and girls! So very fucking good indeed!
Pulls up a fucking lawn chair.
Passes around some goddamned Skittles
Bitches about the fucking clique.
Debates which Mod to call a Nazi-Pig.
Good to be home…
Either a lot of people changed their name when they went to the new board or I just didn’t know a lot of the people. Geesh it’s good to be back.
Actually the Chief registered and made a few posts at the temp board.
I have the feeling that this place is going to look like a Tourette’s convention (catered by Jack Daniel’s) for a little while. Not that there’s a fucking thing wrong with that, goddamn it. 
Booger
Damn I watch way to much TV Learning many things
Uh, bleep? Actually, I just wanted to let you guys know that while there was no swearing allowed on the other board, I read some of the best posts I’ve ever heard of. Using creative methods to explain how much you despise a particular Peruvian goat-licking, pack-mule riding, hamster-lover (okay, so some of you are much better at this than I am) is so much more entertaining, and I daresay, therapeutic. Anyways, I look forward to reading more diatribes of similar persuasion.
:o 
:rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 
;j :wally
I did that because I can.
And now I am trying out the nifty font features. Life is so good. And now I’m trying the purple text. Will life get any better than this? I think NOT!!!
Oh, I forgot. Oh—fornicate! Phooey! Crap! Shit! Bullshit! Bullcrap!
(I don’t know why it is - I can swear in Real Life, but dislike doing it in print. That’s the best I can muster.)
Yosemitebabe, I’ll say it for you:
FUCK
It’s fun in moderation!
Peeks in, looks around
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FUCK!
Scampers off