What's so sexy about the BBQ pit?

I’ve heard from several sources that this is the most entertaining of all the SDMB forums.

Why?

Edit: please link to a few examples of BBQ pit threads that show off what the BBQp is all about.

This thread is not going to go well for the OP.

Get your own links you retard.

Because insult humour is a very basic comedic trope. On occasion, our resident Pitizens are actually clever in their denunciations.

Also, folks like to say “fuck” a lot to get a reaction.

Here you go, read this

Swimsuit optional. Duh.

It’s where all of us cool kids hang out to smoke.

Can you picture the BBQ Pits face on MPSIMS body? Now that’s hot!

Years ago I left my computer on with the Dope up. When I found my teenage son checking it out he was in the Pit. I asked him what he though and he replied dismissively, “Reads like youtube comments written by graduates.”

Did you son go on to a glorious career in academia? 'Cause he sounds smart.

This should be the new tag line for The Pit.

Naw, other way around. Good Girl from the neck up, Bad Girl from the neck down.

:smiley:

The only reason any of us post here is to try and sneak the word cunt into our replies to other posters as sneakily as possible.

So far I’ve figured out the algorithms of Vinyl Turnip and Shodan, but I’m still working out Elucidator’s.

Reported.

Serious answer: The Pit has gone downhill in recent years, but we used to get some really great rants. Try some of the threads linked to in Any funny BBQ Pit threads that I should read? or Classic Pit Threads

What’s sexy about the Pit? All the exposed nipples. Plus, once a year we have rape month, tipping month, declawing cat month and shoes on or off inside month. Thems is some sexy, sexy threads.

That’s right - rape month is coming up in February!

The Pit is for personal attacks (without calling anyone a cunt, which is still stupid and always will be). That’s it.

No, that isn’t it! I skip all the “Billy was a meanie in my IMHO thread!” stuff, and go right to the Recreational Bitchslapping of Idiot Politicians/Bosses/Neighbors.

There is nothing I’ve found more cathartic than watching a pro like flatlined or Vinyl Turnip eviscerate a clueless egotist.

Hell, just search “Shredder Guy”. There’s some sexy, right there.

NB: Sometimes we even bitchslap our own: I dare you to read the Paterno thread (if you’ve got a spare month; it’s up to 125 pages by now).

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