And in the background a voice intoned. “How not to be seen. This fowl, a common domestic chicken, was seen.”
*** BOOM ***
Does Wile E. Coyote have an alibi? This sounds like his work.
Emeril: “BAM!”
Maybe it was a suicide bomber from Henbollah. It didn’t have the guts (or giblets) to go through with it though. Because it was, you know…
I did not have relations with that chicken.
I showed this thread to my husband, who is now holding his sides and about breathless from laughing. I think you folks made his day [and mine too].
I suppose that depends on how you define the term. We’ve all heard how the chicken was blown.
I thought the preferred method of chicken disposal was choking it. Repeatedly.
This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have heard in a very long time! This makes me want to bear your children,** Auto**, and I don’t ever want to have kids-that is how hard I laughed at this. I damn near fell out of my chair!
[applauds]
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Hey Jimson.
You feel like crediting me, or just claiming you made this Thread title up by yourself? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Calm down, Bosda! It says upthread that the two threads were merged into one so both titles were combined it appears. It doesn’t appear to be a theft of your fantastic thread title.
There probably should be a “Merged” notice like the “Moved” one, to save confusion. No idea if the software would support that though.
Q: What do you get when you cross threads about exploding pipe-bomb chickens/birds?
A1: Egg on your face? (And a 2 square mile radius as well?)
A2: An extremely unstable source of protien?
A3: Red Sox nation bus trips to Camden Yards?
A4: “If the theory holds true, this could be… Anti-Stuffing…!”
A6: Two sides of cornbread, 2 mashed potatos, 2 corn on the cob and all with a bucket of extra crispy pipe-bombed goo? ( And for a limited time, its only $8.99. Only at KFC…)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become a roadside bomb, that´s why.
Bosda, please see post 18. I merged the threads. Jimson Jim’s was posted several hours before yours, so I combined the thread titles because I wanted both headings to be saved.
cooled.
The last week has been stressful.