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I know it’s not funny. But that sentence just doesn’t seem real. Exploding flightless birds are the realm of Monty Python, not the news.
From this story
I know it’s not funny. But that sentence just doesn’t seem real. Exploding flightless birds are the realm of Monty Python, not the news.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because the Hartford Police Department blew it up.
That’s not how pressure cooking works.
Doesn’t this belong in the Beer Can Chicken thread?
Now, for extra zest – Pipe Bomb Chicken!
Now vee putten en dur boomy woomy en dur cheekee. Bork bork bork!
Thank god the copy editor added the word “up”!
The roast that carves itself!
And the diners.
The Mad Chicken Bomber has escaped from Arkham! Into suburban Connecticut.
http://www.courant.com/shopping/hc-simbomb0610.artjun10,0,1973059.story
Anybody else hungry for scrambled eggs? Or Chicken [del]kapow[/del] Kung-pow?
I thought about posting that link in the Beer Can Chicken thread in Café Society this morning.
RyJae, what bizarre-ass claim are you trying now?
A local restaurant offers ‘hengrenade’ chicken, which is fairly spicy. It makes me giggle every time I order it.
So was this the Holy HenGrenade of Connecticut?
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the stoats, and the carps, and the orangutans, and the breakfast cereals…
(Alternately, someone must really hate going to family dinners.)
But no feasting on the chicken if you know what’s good for you.
Psssst. You’ve been beaten to the cluck: Holy Hen Grenade, Batman! And now the chicken will explode - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board
“Look, Batman, the farmer pinned a note on his chicken coop!”
“A keen observation, Robin, and most unusual.”
“It reads, ‘Which is heavier: one kiloton of feathers, or one kiloton of chicken feed?’ I don’t understand!”
“It’s a paradox, Robin: both are the same amount of deadly explosive, and both answer the question ‘What’s a henway?’”
“Then kindly farmer Jones was none other than-”
“That’s right, my good chum: the Riddler in a clever disguise!”
“What fowl play, Batman! And with the Gotham Poultry Festival only hours away!”
Could it be the Holy Hengrenade of Antioch? :eek: :eek:
I’ve merged the two chicken bomb threads and combined the titles because both were very funny. I hope nobody minds.
Some days, you just can’t get rid of a chicken.
They wanted to emulate the Oregon Highway Department’s experiment, but lacked the budget.