holy sh*t. my parents found my stash.

Oh my God. They found it. The pot. In my drawer, in a cute little jar. But thank God they are so ignorant. See, my parents are from korea, where marijuana is just as bad as any other illegal drug, and the proverbial shit would hit the fan if they found out. I wouldn’t be surprised if they disowned me.

It’s biomass from environmental science class. You know, just harmless dried up plants from the back of the school. Oh, and the teacher told me to keep it somewhere dark and dry. Oh the paper funnel? We have really small test tubes. No it’s not for emptying out cigarettes and then putting weed in.
And they bought it. :eek: I don’t know if they’re pretending, but probably not. Thank Lord Jesus Christ (though i have no faith…) for parental ignorance and denial. Thank YOU!
Goodnight.

They are pretending. Just cause us old folks aren’t young anymore doesn’t mean we are slow or stupid. We’ve done everything you have and then some. And we managed to live through it, God only knows how. And they want to believe you too. Have the decency to keep your weed and your dirty magazines where your parents won’t find them. I can still remember when I was a teenager that I thought my parents hopelessly slow and ignorant and unhip. Now I just know that they were much more experienced than I was and lots less excitable.

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