At least it wasn’t by Kallessa’s puns or my bad tiping.
Loath as I am to move the discussion away from thigh-high boots, I would like to point out that some women have charms not limited to luscious legs. As Rue pointed out, we are a good-hearted, intelligent bunch, capable of witty conversation and deeply philosophical discussions. In this day and age, do we really need to focus on a woman’s legs?
My own legs, well, they could not compete with the gams of Wintermute, Lissla, LifeOnWry, Taters or Tupug, but if you were to raise your eyes a bit–not that far, you idiot, I’m not talking about my eyes! Something low cut and slinky, or perhaps casual and prone to revealing glimpses? You may be able to cover up good legs, but my assets are in plain view at all times, and don’t need seams or boots to set them off. My cups runnth over, as they say, and in combination with my long, naturally curly hair and startlingly quick brain, I’m a match for thigh-high boots (or butless chaps) any day of the week!
Now, just where did we store that defibulator?
YES!
Hey! Today’s my Join Date. “Rue DeDay” is four years old today. How about that?
I guess we’ve been MMPing for what? Three anna half years? Something like that.
Happy Join Day Rue! Did ya get anything for it?
I think Kalley might be planning to show up for the memorial/beer bust in a bustier, with her hair in pigtails.
I’m back from Houston in time to say Happy Rue-Day!!! to my #1 Special Friend in the whole, wide MMP.
I also want to say that while in Houston, I dined (OK, ate BBQ) with 4 Dopers and one adorable Doper Daughter. Envy me, all! That one evening made up for the 2 crappy days of crappy training.
So, didja miss me?
Actually, my cups are rather “full” too. The hubby has certain shirts that he likes me to wear, especially if the shirts have plunging necklines. 
The uh, “upper” assets are much better features than the gams, which is why I don’t own a short skirt!
I am no slacker in the brains department and have a lovely, thick full head of luscious golden, reddish, brunette hair. Man, I’m kinda embarrassed now! What the heck am I doing to trying brag up my assets here? :o
All that and brains, too!
**:: Aaaaccckkkkkk!!! :: **
:: flatlines ::
Attendant Swampy: We’re losing him, Doctor Lissla!!
Doctor Lissla: Quick, Nurse Kallessa, rub your “paddles” together and place them on his heart…
Nurse Kallessa rubs ~something nice and warm~ together and places over patient’s heart…
Doctor Wintermute takes patients pulse.
EKG: :: BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! ::
Doctor Scout, monitoring EKG: We’ve got something, but perhaps a bit much…
:: Tupug, Taters, LifeOnWry just watch and shakes their pretty heads in disbelief… ::
EKG: :: KABOOM!! ::
Swampy: We’ve lost him! :: turns around to reveal buttless chaps :: NEXT!
:: Rue, Bumba, VunderBob, Welby and Exgineer all pass out in the waiting room. ::
[Jayne Cobb voice]
I’ll be in my bunk.
[/Jayne]
Dang. That last was the wrong quote from swampy
I’ll be in my bunk.
I’m not going to comment on my cups (I’m demure that way) but between the curly hair and quick brain, I’m thinking Kalessa and I are long lost sisters.
–Dr. Scout
I can’t even *begin *to compete with thigh-high boots, low-cut and slinky tops and butless chaps! 
You’re all going to have to teach me about dressing sexy. 
Wow, I had no idea that the MMP had been around so long. I’m such a newbie!
In the good news column, we didn’t get the snow here that they’d predicted so the bf’s on the plane and on his way here. YAY!! I need a cool name for the bf… I’m open to creative suggestions.
How about the Taxidriver? Or is that too risque for you? Or perhaps too reminiscient of Travis Bickle?
I got Homebrew hunkered down in his bunk waitin’ so this’ll be quick.
taxi perhaps you could come up with a nickname for the bf based on attributes. That’s how I got ACBG. He is burly and he is a gentleman. I’m the lout.
Darlin’, ya don’t put hair like mine in pigtails. It tumbles down my back–a golden, rippling cascade of shining glory–and spills over my shoulders to curl softly amidst my bounty.
I’m like Uma in The Producers. If ya got it, flaunt it!
Travis Bickle? Would I be showing my age (or lack thereof) if I said “who?”
I’ll have to sleep on it but I do kinda like Taxidriver.
It’s amazing how SDMB can bring together long lost triplets…Although my naturally curly hair is now short - makes the curls pop!
And as for my bounty - I lost some of it when I lost weight, but I still can’t wear certain fitted shirts - and have to be careful with button-down tops. Take it as you will.
Susan
Am I the only MMPer with thin, staight, nothing hair? Woe is me…
That was the name of the character that Robert DeNiro played in the film Taxidriver.
Please, I’ve got nice legs and I’m racked. All y’all hoochies just need to step off; I don’t need no thigh-high boots or vinyl bustiers, ‘cuz’ I’ve got you all beat: I’ll sleep with boys *and * girls. Hot girl-on-girl action, anyone? (That should just about stop Shibb’s heart for good.)